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Post by Insane Troll Logic on Jun 8, 2005 9:41:12 GMT -5
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jun 8, 2005 9:45:51 GMT -5
I think my magic fireman just killed ITL....
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Post by AlyWay on Jun 8, 2005 13:32:47 GMT -5
Speaking of a fireman, we are having a boy this time and should we go with the correct terms when the girls ask what is different about their brother?
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jun 8, 2005 14:05:33 GMT -5
I like to go with the term 'Winky' But perhaps it's best just to use the real word and get it over with. Of course, be prepared for them to run around the house chanting 'penis, penis, penis, penis' over and over again ad nauseum, until the novelty wears off
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Post by AlyWay on Jun 8, 2005 14:14:58 GMT -5
I was thinking the same thing.
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jun 8, 2005 14:27:31 GMT -5
If nothing else, it IS kind of amusing to watch for a while.
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jun 10, 2005 9:59:17 GMT -5
penis.
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Post by Dr. Purple Goddess on Jul 21, 2005 15:29:30 GMT -5
....I'm just sorry I missed the magic fireman conversation.
It's probably for the best though...I always go too far
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Post by quantumcat on Jul 21, 2005 17:17:17 GMT -5
the more matter of fact you are the less interested they'll be.
between the number of medical people we had in the family and living on a farm,we kinda got spared the censored facts of life bit.
the only thing we had to have clarified was that the little brothers got *circumcised* - not gelded.
oh! and that women didn't grow more breasts if they had more than 2 babies.
(do remind your daughters to duck when they remove his diaper. little boys drink extra fluids just before their sisters change them so they can practice writing in the snow.)
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Post by Aunt Arlene on Jul 21, 2005 18:33:11 GMT -5
(do remind your daughters to duck when they remove his diaper. little boys drink extra fluids just before their sisters change them so they can practice writing in the snow.)
My mom she would always suggest the strategic placement of a clean diaper over the baby while you're getting everything else ready.
Having only changed a few diapers myself I have no idea if it actually helps though.
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Post by quantumcat on Jul 21, 2005 20:20:58 GMT -5
it gives them something to wet so they'll be drained out before you put the official clean diaper on their bum. the ideal solution is to find a nanny with more arms than that blue skinned goddess (Kali?) so the kid can be bathed, changed,powdered,fed,etc. all at the same time. this is especially helpful if you have older kids and spouse to look after,too. if your child doesn't choose to manifest as an teen or adult before it starts teething,you need all the breaks you can get
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Post by Bango on Aug 18, 2005 16:12:49 GMT -5
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