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Post by Insane Troll Logic on Nov 25, 2004 16:40:46 GMT -5
*ITL streaks through from Caritas, basement*
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
*heads off to Firefly in the TV and Movie thread*
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Dec 1, 2004 14:01:54 GMT -5
Now, see what you miss when you don't check all these threads daily?
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Post by Insane Troll Logic on Dec 1, 2004 14:04:55 GMT -5
hehehehe!!
I thoroughly enjoyed my nekkid streak.
It was fun.
;D
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Dec 1, 2004 14:09:13 GMT -5
I can't believe I only just found it.
I'm thouroughly disappointed with me.
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Post by Insane Troll Logic on Dec 1, 2004 14:11:58 GMT -5
Surely you can't be losing your touch?
This cannot be!
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Feb 21, 2005 13:16:33 GMT -5
Potty had had enough. He knew what he had to do.
With one leafy frond he picked up the weapon he needed...
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Post by Aunt Arlene on Feb 21, 2005 19:03:15 GMT -5
* on the edge of her seat *
Ooh, I hope it's not the fertilizer stake.
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Post by tickie on Feb 21, 2005 22:57:43 GMT -5
Could be a leaf axe.
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Feb 22, 2005 11:36:18 GMT -5
It was.... the miracle grow!
Downing the entire vat, potty grew to enormous proportions, towering over the city...
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Post by Charisma69 on Feb 22, 2005 20:20:46 GMT -5
Oh no!! It's the attack of the 50 foot Potty!
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Feb 23, 2005 11:12:49 GMT -5
There's no reading of that sentence that isn't funny.
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Post by Insane Troll Logic on Feb 23, 2005 11:14:38 GMT -5
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Post by Charisma69 on Feb 23, 2005 18:09:59 GMT -5
There's no reading of that sentence that isn't funny. You know, that particular thought hadn't occured to me.
Almost spit my diner all over my new computer. I should really learn not to try to eat when I'm reading stuff here.
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Feb 25, 2005 15:30:27 GMT -5
Reaching down one enormous frond, Potty crushed the life from a newsstand vendor who stood, gaping, at his towering leafy magnificence.
'Only the first,' thought Potty, 'Only the first...'
Suddenly...
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Post by quantumcat on Jun 7, 2005 20:20:13 GMT -5
Of course,there was news Angel wasn't being told...
Pottie had been too distraught to think through the ramifications of her act.
She didn't realize that much of her distress had come from being rootbound.
Now there were several divisions of Pottie residing in various large containers.
One of the mystical botanists mists the leaves of one of the little Potties with fragrant water.
Another tucks what may or may not be a human limb under a bit of perlite.
"I know _just_ where this one should go!!!!!!! Lindsey always did want to wind up in the corner office!"
Potttie wriggles as the import of her cloning sinks into her rhizomes......
"I'm alive! I can be with my Angel again!" she cries ecstaticly.
"Angel! Hah! you can keep that wuss! I wanna wrap my fronds around Angelus!".
This last statement came from a rather slutty and disheveled looking plant in an urn that was at least 2 sizes too small. That it made her leaves look even more lush and overgrown was not lost on this garish "sister."
"W-who are you?? stammered Pottie.
"I'm the new and improved you,sweetheart. Part Pottie but with some added features from some little blossom named Audrey. I'm a lot better equipped for my Angelus than you ever were! "
"you can have him!" muttered Pottie.
"Oh,I intend to,darlin'- right after I get rid of old "lame Liam" for good!"
"NO!!!! you leave Angel ALONE!!!!!!! Pottie sniffed..."What could you do to him anyway?"
The slut-plant chuckled.
"What could I do? hehehehe....
just a little.....fernication........"
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