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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jun 27, 2005 16:11:00 GMT -5
OooOOOOoo AAA! AIIIIAAAAAAA! AAAAA! aa!
Speak unto me so that my Gibbon Wisdom may be spread!
OOO!!!!! AAAAaaaaAAQAAA!!! AAAAAA!
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Post by Insane Troll Logic on Jun 27, 2005 16:13:57 GMT -5
O Mighty Gibbon - what think ye of the chimpanzee?
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jun 27, 2005 16:18:51 GMT -5
OooOOOOoo AAA! AIIIIAAAAAAA! AAAAA! aa!
I spit upon the chimpanzees. they think they're 'all that'. I keep a VHS copy of 'Dunsten Checks In' handy at all times, solely to use for wiping my mighty gibbon behind!
That said, I have had many Chimpanzee friends, and have nothing against them personally.
I just wouldn't want any... you know... moving into my neighborhood...
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Post by tjaman on Jun 27, 2005 16:22:13 GMT -5
So ... are there other primates you do have any regard for?
And what are your thoughts on lemon pie?
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jun 27, 2005 16:24:53 GMT -5
TO tackle your questions in reverse order-
All who enjoy Lemon Pie are dead in my sight, and shall not enter into the kingdom of my eternal gibbon bounty. They shall instead have poop flung at them and their pie.
I confess to having had a lengthy affair with an Ay-Ay, or however the heck their name is spelled.
Ahhhh.... the moonlight...the mutual grooming.
Sadly, when I came to inherit my closet-kingdom and rule with absolute power over heaven and earth I had to cut off the relationship.
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Post by tjaman on Jun 27, 2005 16:57:24 GMT -5
Obligations.
So ... could Muhammed move a mountain or was that just p.r.?
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jun 27, 2005 16:59:39 GMT -5
Oddly enough, he could.
But it turns out.... unless you've got some sort of trade route issue you're trying to work out, it's really not that useful a party trick, on a day to day basis.
'Oh look, now the mountains there. Oh look, now it's there.'
Gets tiresome pretty quickly
OooOOOOoo AAA! AIIIIAAAAAAA! AAAAA! aa!
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Post by tjaman on Jun 27, 2005 17:01:26 GMT -5
It's probably more exciting for the mountain ... or the mountaindwellers, surely.
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jun 27, 2005 17:04:16 GMT -5
It kind of hocked the mountain dwellers off, truth be known.
'Oh heck I'll just head down to t'pub at the foot of the mountain, it's only a few minutes walk awa.... oh JESUS CHRIST not again!'
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Jun 27, 2005 23:41:06 GMT -5
What happens to people who dont worship the Gibbon but are generally good people. Is getting into Gibbon heaven based on works or grace? Also what happens to people who worship Eliza Dushku jumping on a Trampoline wearing a sundress?
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Post by quantumcat on Jun 28, 2005 9:45:16 GMT -5
as i understand it,only those who have found favour
in the eyes of the gibbon are blessed with visions of
the prophet Eliza in her solar vestments.
the bouncing on the trampoline represents the call
of our divine natures to reach toward heaven while
our fleshly natures and the influence of the material realm
(aka 'gravity') draws us back toward the earth.
prolonged exposure to this vision demands that
the individual so blessed immerse himself totally
in icy water until the water stops steaming.
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Post by GreatMuppetyNick on Jun 28, 2005 9:52:41 GMT -5
You had me at 'bouncing' 
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Post by quantumcat on Jun 28, 2005 10:12:28 GMT -5
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jun 28, 2005 10:47:47 GMT -5
If you don't worship the Gibbon you're screwed. End of story. FOr the Gibbon is the only true primate. Poo to be thrown at anyone who believes otherwise.
I mean, honestly, how can you be a good person and NOT believe in the gibbon. That's like saying you're a vegitarian, you just haven't stopped eating meat. Sheesh. Not that I know much about that, I'm more of a twig and berry deity, myself. But still.
Good works...faith... eh. It's really pretty much a matter of how the Gibbon feels at any particular moment. I may, quite honestly, just have a wild hair up my rosy bum and BOOM - there you are, cursed for all eternity. We are a capricious species, after all.
ELiza Dushku is the one true prophet of the Gibbon (excepting of course all those other true prophets. Except the ones that AREN'T true prophets, you know the ones.) To watch her on a trampoline is to know the gibbon's joy. Even more so if Brett Favre is involved...
Auntie pretty much sums up contemporary gibbon-opinion on the whole issue. For more clarification, please consult the officially holy texts in the Book of Gibbon. They are all written direct from the gibbon's hand itself. Except for the ones that aren't, which are completely indistinguishable from the ones that are except for the fact that they aren't. I'm sure you'll figure it out just fine
OOOoooAAAAA AAAAAAaaaaaaaa!! AAAAA! OooooOOOOO AAAAAAHHH!
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Post by tjaman on Jun 28, 2005 11:12:25 GMT -5
We've had the Word of Gibbon, the Mouth of Gibbon and the Book of Gibbon. This following is become a veritable library. Begging the question, may illiterate eaters of lemon pie find favor with the gibbon? And if not, why was the gibbon so cruel as to make them illiterate.
Did he just need poo-flingy targets?
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