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Sept 21, 2005 8:46:19 GMT -5
Post by tjaman on Sept 21, 2005 8:46:19 GMT -5
Good advice all, except that it'd be a rickshaw and I'm sure we'd all be carting Spike around.
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Sept 21, 2005 16:27:44 GMT -5
Post by quantumcat on Sept 21, 2005 16:27:44 GMT -5
Auntie gives good advice. Be especially nice to any black cats you see. (Especially ones accompanied by petite redheads in silver shoes with sequined black cats reaching up the heels.) You might get that run-down feeling from a Hesketh Vampire if you don't.
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Oct 27, 2005 7:36:36 GMT -5
Post by Darkchylde on Oct 27, 2005 7:36:36 GMT -5
I was looking around on the net for info on Nostradamus when I found this list. Its not a top ten but I think its funny.
16. A great evil follows nigh upon another, As a vast throng assembles to witness this thing. Jostling, dumbstruck, they ask themselves: My God, who let that Mariah chick sing?
15. After many years, there will be A return to the wars among the stars, And millions will cry out in agony Upon seeing the beast of two Jars.
14. At the dawn of the millennium, in the new land of Columbus, The village idiot will take the crown from the wooden one. Oh, hell -- Bush's wayward kid will win the American presidency in 2000. Is that clear enough for you morons?
13. A coming together in distant lands Preceeds a test not all shall pass. One by one souls are discarded, Until the flabby naked dude wins a cool million.
12. On the third day of the Ascension of Gemini into his third house, Work will be kind of boring. Verily, what is new?
11. For the human race, an ill wind blows under a barren sky. Unable to resolve their differences, the end is nigh. Who would have thought? *WE* were the the weakest link. Goodbye.
10. For score upon score of years, and more, The people of the land of Amerigo Sit transfixed -- dumbfounded, yet unmoving. 200 channels, yet nothing good on the tube!
9. From the South shall come Great mountains of falsehood, And though she denies, many a man Will make pledge to lay down Spears.
8. A mighty captain shall steer a ship That sails neither oceans nor seas. Then retired, he shall discount travel fares And fool no one with a bad hairpiece.
7. Out of thin air, shall spring music, Emanating from a box, for all to hear, When the Bega's Mambo numbered 5 shall sound, No ear will be spared its enduring torment.
6. A man-child shall anoint himself King. Though he suffers no earthly malady nor troubles, His face shall become gaunt and pale. His companion? A chimp named Bubbles.
5. From Nantucket shall come a great man, With sword so long he can touch it to his own lips. His chin bedewed, He shall say with a great smile, "I long for my ear to be the lotus blossom of a woman!"
4. With bated breath the people of the D and C, Wait upon their leader's word. Will we crush our foes or lie down again like lambs? All eyes turn for an answer to Jordan of Nike.
3. From the land of the maple leaf shall come a great wailing, With an emaciated siren singing of an unsinkable boat. Thus two tragedies are produced from one. (Three if you count Kate Winslet naked.)
2. One by one the plagues arrive, Marching swiftly across our consciousness. Beware the ones with demonic names: Adam, Pauly and Carrot Top.
1. And in days long hence, when these visions come to pass, I shall finally lose the nickname, "Nostra-dumbass."
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Oct 27, 2005 7:38:03 GMT -5
Post by Insane Troll Logic on Oct 27, 2005 7:38:03 GMT -5
Very cool.
;D
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Oct 27, 2005 21:22:27 GMT -5
Post by Charisma69 on Oct 27, 2005 21:22:27 GMT -5
Verily I say, it is very cool indeed. ;D
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Oct 27, 2005 22:34:12 GMT -5
Post by quantumcat on Oct 27, 2005 22:34:12 GMT -5
positively Frosty!!!!!!!!!
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Jan 18, 2006 14:10:06 GMT -5
Post by Aunt Arlene on Jan 18, 2006 14:10:06 GMT -5
I asked for suggestions over on the Fraud for Top 10 ideas. Tj gave me a lovely one, but I couldn't see it surviving over there. ;D
Top 10 Reasons Why the Whedonverse is Better Than the GOP
10. In the ‘Verse we could confirm that Cheney is in fact a vampire.
9. All the demons in the ‘Verse don’t scare me nearly as much as the GOP.
8. The ‘Verse never had a government agency eavesdropping on conversations. Wait a minute…
7. Angel was never forced to go off to war. Well, I guess the GOP hasn't forced anyone to go...yet.
6. No one in the ‘Verse ever sold their soul. No, wait…
5. Willow, Tara and Larry would never be embraced by the GOP. At least not in public.
4. The GOP has never seen a gun and remarked, “These things? Never helpful.”
3. When Sunnydale got wiped out, its citizens didn’t have to deal with FEMA.
2. Darla was never condemned for being an unwed pregnant woman. Sure she was condemned for other stuff…
1. Angel only had to deal with one Evil Lying Sack.
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Jan 18, 2006 15:06:36 GMT -5
Post by AlyWay on Jan 18, 2006 15:06:36 GMT -5
BRAVO!!
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Jan 18, 2006 17:47:18 GMT -5
Post by tjaman on Jan 18, 2006 17:47:18 GMT -5
I need to become a better person, so I don't feel obligated to respond to stuff like this.
First and foremost, brava! Those were extremely fun.
I don't even want to say what some voice inside of me is just compelling me to say.
OK, I'll say it, but I'll say it small, and not in my color, to signify how unimportant it is.Angel was forced to go to war in "Why We Fight".GAH! I'm a horrible human being!
Great list, Auntie. ;D
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Jan 18, 2006 21:18:56 GMT -5
Post by Charisma69 on Jan 18, 2006 21:18:56 GMT -5
I need to become a better person, so I don't feel obligated to respond to stuff like this.
First and foremost, brava! Those were extremely fun.
I don't even want to say what some voice inside of me is just compelling me to say.
OK, I'll say it, but I'll say it small, and not in my color, to signify how unimportant it is.Angel was forced to go to war in "Why We Fight".GAH! I'm a horrible human being!
Great list, Auntie. ;D
I must be a terrible person because I was going to point out the very same unimportant thing.
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Jan 18, 2006 22:24:13 GMT -5
Post by GreatMuppetyNick on Jan 18, 2006 22:24:13 GMT -5
Me too.
Horrible minds think alike.
Or maybe we watch waaay to much Angel
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Jan 18, 2006 22:30:07 GMT -5
Post by Aunt Arlene on Jan 18, 2006 22:30:07 GMT -5
I had that in mind. I just phrased it wrong.
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Jan 19, 2006 22:41:54 GMT -5
Post by Aunt Arlene on Jan 19, 2006 22:41:54 GMT -5
OK. Let's just forget about that for now. I have a new one. ;D
Top 10 Signs You’re Obsessed with Firefly/Serenity
10. You just know you’re going to the Special Hell.
9. You’ve nicknamed your dog “Purple Belly”.
8. After a late night of partying, you called the cops on your neighbor because you thought he was a Reaver.
7. You go to Chinese restaurants so you can try out Mandarin phrases.
6. Someone cuts you off in traffic and you yell out the window, “Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!”
5. Then when you get pulled over and get a ticket you ask the cop, “Does that seem right to you?”
4. You cut up your apples before eating them because you’re afraid they’ll blow up.
3. Hawaiian shirts and little toy dinosaurs bring up painful memories.
2. Your list of potential names for your baby includes Vera and Miranda. Jayne if it’s a boy.
1. You’ve started a petition trying to get the First Amendment replaced with, “Can’t stop the signal.”
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Jan 19, 2006 23:00:01 GMT -5
Post by GreatMuppetyNick on Jan 19, 2006 23:00:01 GMT -5
You stole my list, which I stole from someone else.
Now grovel!
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Jan 19, 2006 23:12:56 GMT -5
Post by Aunt Arlene on Jan 19, 2006 23:12:56 GMT -5
Just an eerie coincidence.
* Slaps Nick upside the head anyway *
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