"All The World's a Stage ..."

[tjaman]

"... and mine's in development."


Yes, it's Shakespeare -- from "As You Like It." And yes, the real quote ends with "... and all the men and women merely players."

But sometimes even the Bard can use some help.

Come up with your own ending. Oh please do. Seriously, I have always loved reading what people come up with in response to this.


Here's a few of my faves:

" ... but did they have to cast everyone?"

" ... ... LINE!"

"... and these idiots keep stepping on my cues."

"... and I need better props."

"... and this entr'acte is going on way too long."

"... and my love scenes are decidedly underwritten."

"... and this director sucks."


Try it yourself! It's fun!

[Aunt Arlene]

This one isn't mine. I'll try to think of some original ones later.


"...and I slept through the rehersal."

[Charisma69]

... and ... do I really have to kiss him?

[bitterman]

"There's a production?!"

[Charisma69]

... shouldn't we have class first?

[bitterman]

Now, go out there, lie like dogs, and have a wonderful time.

[tjaman]

Told you I loved that episode.


... LEARN YOUR LINES!!

[bitterman]

Props?

[Charisma69]

... and all the good parts are taken.

[bitterman]

"...that would explain the precision and the athleticism. I mean, some of those jumps were...you know, I was cool before I met y'all."

[Aunt Arlene]

...and I've got an obstructed view seat.

[PyleansDontLeaveMe]

But then, so is puberty.

[Charisma69]

... and Py's gone posting crazy. ;D

[PyleansDontLeaveMe]

And some things were just not intended as performance art.

[GreatMuppetyNick]

... and I need Joss Whedon to write my story.

*thinks a bit*

Y'know, maybe not.