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May 8, 2006 21:18:37 GMT -5
Post by tjaman on May 8, 2006 21:18:37 GMT -5
Top Ten Bad Places to Be:
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8) Auntie's passenger seat, these days.
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1) Death's "To-Do" List.
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May 8, 2006 21:20:08 GMT -5
Post by tjaman on May 8, 2006 21:20:08 GMT -5
Oh, hello Allison.
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May 8, 2006 21:21:21 GMT -5
Post by tjaman on May 8, 2006 21:21:21 GMT -5
Sobering figures ...
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May 8, 2006 21:21:45 GMT -5
Post by Aunt Arlene on May 8, 2006 21:21:45 GMT -5
I see they've started keeping the phone on her side of the bed...finally.
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May 8, 2006 21:22:25 GMT -5
Post by tjaman on May 8, 2006 21:22:25 GMT -5
47 percent of deaths occur in the home, 61 percent of those take place in the bathroom.
Usually in some embarrassing state of deshabille.
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May 8, 2006 21:23:41 GMT -5
Post by Aunt Arlene on May 8, 2006 21:23:41 GMT -5
My bathroom is...looking at me funny.
I think it has designs on the rest of the apartment.
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May 8, 2006 21:25:50 GMT -5
Post by Aunt Arlene on May 8, 2006 21:25:50 GMT -5
The Man Show mas pretty much crap in my opinion. They did have one good fake commercial though.
It was a service that would "clean" up your house or apartment in case you died. They'd throw out your porn or any other embarassing items before your family showed up.
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May 8, 2006 21:34:58 GMT -5
Post by tjaman on May 8, 2006 21:34:58 GMT -5
I remember that sketch. That was funny.
Death's name is Bob.
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May 8, 2006 21:35:58 GMT -5
Post by tjaman on May 8, 2006 21:35:58 GMT -5
Very Zen, Joe.
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May 8, 2006 21:37:16 GMT -5
Post by Aunt Arlene on May 8, 2006 21:37:16 GMT -5
Gotta tell my mom about that line.
My dad is a Bob. ;D
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May 8, 2006 21:37:55 GMT -5
Post by tjaman on May 8, 2006 21:37:55 GMT -5
I have a $100K life insurance policy through work.
I'm probably worth a lot more dead.
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May 8, 2006 21:37:59 GMT -5
Post by Aunt Arlene on May 8, 2006 21:37:59 GMT -5
Now I'm going to be paranoid in my own bathroom.
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May 8, 2006 21:39:01 GMT -5
Post by tjaman on May 8, 2006 21:39:01 GMT -5
Racquetball and the playing of racquetball have both been decriminalized in the state of Arizona for a long time now.
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May 8, 2006 21:39:56 GMT -5
Post by Aunt Arlene on May 8, 2006 21:39:56 GMT -5
I have a $100K life insurance policy through work.
I'm probably worth a lot more dead.
My work might send a few daisies to my funeral, I suppose.
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May 8, 2006 21:39:58 GMT -5
Post by tjaman on May 8, 2006 21:39:58 GMT -5
Now I'm going to be paranoid in my own bathroom. You weren't before with all the webcams? Oh, I mean ...
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