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Post by IllyriaWorshipper on Jul 25, 2004 2:52:01 GMT -5
ok i am not going to sing but how about a joke ok, then:
their was once this blonde girl. she always had her walkman on her 24/7, one day she went to the hairdresser to get a hair cut. anyway she walked in and told the guy what she wanted, the guy started to cut but the headphones got in the way so he said, miss could you please take off your headphones and she said no i cant. so he cut round them, but it was getting hard to cut around so he asked her again to take em off and again she said no. they got in the way more and so he asked again, can you please take them off so i can give you a proper hair cut and she said no, so the hairdresser sliped them off quitely and she didnt notice. about 5 minutes later her face turned blue and she dropped dead, the hairdresser notice her walkman was on and he listen to what was playing, breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out was playing on the walkman and thats the end of my joke.
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Post by TealBox on Jul 25, 2004 5:45:36 GMT -5
ok i am not going to sing but how about a joke ok, then: their was once this blonde girl. she always had her walkman on her 24/7, one day she went to the hairdresser to get a hair cut. anyway she walked in and told the guy what she wanted, the guy started to cut but the headphones got in the way so he said, miss could you please take off your headphones and she said no i cant. so he cut round them, but it was getting hard to cut around so he asked her again to take em off and again she said no. they got in the way more and so he asked again, can you please take them off so i can give you a proper hair cut and she said no, so the hairdresser sliped them off quitely and she didnt notice. about 5 minutes later her face turned blue and she dropped dead, the hairdresser notice her walkman was on and he listen to what was playing, breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out was playing on the walkman and thats the end of my joke. Now see I have a problem with that joke, if you stop breathing and pass out you body starts breathing automatically (how many people have sufficated during sleep?), thus to say the girl was so dumb that her body wouldn't know how breathe is boggling because she is able to understand speech and knows to go to the barber. I'm going to pretend the girl was an evil alien in disguise just so that the joke will make sense.
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Post by Mr Nasty on Jul 25, 2004 6:04:27 GMT -5
Ah ha! Now the joke is funny! ;D
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Post by krissy23 on Jul 25, 2004 6:23:08 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,500]thanks z'rolf can u please get me an ice tea with lemon yeah i work in a vets office. its fun most of the time. it was sad yesterday that i found out a dog name max that i got really attacted to had to be put to sleep friday. and that was my day off so i didn't get to say goodbye to him [/glow]
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Post by TraditionalScream on Jul 25, 2004 7:04:17 GMT -5
Oh, that's such a shame.
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Post by Charisma69 on Jul 25, 2004 11:31:31 GMT -5
Hey gang, how's everyone's weekend going?
I went to see my sister's band play at The Rock House last night. All the bands Totally Rocked!
My other sister's boyfriend is in a band called The Electric Barbeque and they played their first live show last night. They rocked though they had a lot of feedback going on - but it was their first live show so that can be forgiven.
The second band that played was Firefly Alliance. They are from Columbia MO and they totally kicked @ss! I really loved their music. I had heard of them through the www.emergencyumbrella.com/index.php website, but I had never listened to their songs. I totally loved their song What did you expect, bitch? which was written about the lead singers ex wife.
I also love their name which I think is based on the same battle that Joss Whedon was influenced by for Firefly. Here's the blurb from the emergency umbrella website:
Last, but certainly not least, my sister's band Billy Schuh and the Foundry (or as they were known for the night - Becky & Daniel and the Foundry in honor of it being their home turf and all) played. This is the second time I got to see my sister's band play a live show. It totally rocked - and I'm not biased in any way . My sister can really play the bass.
As you can tell, I'm still on a high (non-drug related) from last night. I'm going to have to get Firefly Alliances CD when it comes out this fall.
You guys really should check out the website, you can listen to some of the songs from the website. Plus you can see pictures and such.
My only weekend bummer is we were supposed to go on a float trip today but it was canceled due to the extreme amount of rain we are getting, not to metion the fact that it's only 61 degrees here - which is very odd for Missouri in July.
Of course I didn't get to bed until 3:30 a.m. so I don't know how awake I would have been for the float trip since we had to be up by 8:00 a.m.
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Post by IllyriaWorshipper on Jul 25, 2004 11:43:00 GMT -5
wow you people dont get my joke do you.
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Post by tjaman on Jul 25, 2004 12:27:14 GMT -5
I liked your joke, iw Ah, such joy, such surpassing rapture to be back! My heart expands -- 'tis grown a bulge'n it Inspired by your beauty effulgentNice place you got here.
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Post by Insane Troll Logic on Jul 25, 2004 12:31:49 GMT -5
TJ - you made it! So did you figure out the problem?
;D
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Post by tjaman on Jul 25, 2004 12:51:25 GMT -5
* considers answering with an icy stare, but isn't in that kind of a mood *Yeah, got it. I needed to create a new account, but I was able to from that link you dropped. Thaks, ITL!
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Post by Insane Troll Logic on Jul 25, 2004 12:53:37 GMT -5
Icy stare?
;D
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Post by tjaman on Jul 25, 2004 13:18:36 GMT -5
Well, in that my very presence here ... Never mind. heart heart heart
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Post by Insane Troll Logic on Jul 25, 2004 13:23:18 GMT -5
Now I'm REALLY confused! lol
So - you created a new account from the other forum? Hmmm!!
;D
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Post by IllyriaWorshipper on Jul 25, 2004 18:50:50 GMT -5
does anyone get my joke, what are blondes famous for. think people think, harmony is a good example of this.
why does it say under my name that in a Junior Member
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Post by Mr Nasty on Jul 25, 2004 22:44:52 GMT -5
You are currently a "junior member" because you've made more than 50 posts. I got your joke but it wasn't funny for me.
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