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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jun 28, 2005 9:43:23 GMT -5
Why does PiliotWash's signature line defy the glory of the Gibbon? Why?
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Post by Darkchylde on Jun 28, 2005 9:58:32 GMT -5
... Tvtome is gone? Well that just makes me feel like letting bitterman out of the closet. Then I will get him deported, America has enough drunken, porn addicted, sport loving, perverts as it is.
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Post by tjaman on Jun 28, 2005 10:30:48 GMT -5
Why does PiliotWash's signature line defy the glory of the Gibbon? Why? Because he's an infidel, and a heretic, yea, a blasphemer, and does not believe as we do in the existence of the knife-wielding closet-dwelling gibbon.
Which is patently silly because here he is now:
It doesn't matter. In the final days will all unbelievers suffer the wrath of the gibbon.
What do you mean it doesn't say that anywhere? Give me that MOG! * looks * Hmm. Well, it's clearly an oversight.
* writes "In the final days will all unbelievers suffer the wrath of the gibbon." into the back of the MOG *
There. That's better.
* notices everyone staring at him * What?
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Jun 28, 2005 10:50:25 GMT -5
See...the MOG was written by man, in attempt to make a certain group of men to be superior to another group of man. So as a result the Beluah is not Gibbonly inspired.
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jun 28, 2005 10:52:42 GMT -5
I believe the Gibbon only JUST spoke on this subject in his prosteletizing thread In other news- you can NEVER have too many drunken, porn addicted, sport loving, perverts
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Jun 28, 2005 11:01:48 GMT -5
The Gibbon aint real!!
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Post by tjaman on Jun 28, 2005 11:07:24 GMT -5
You're in denial. I was divinely inspired by the gibbon when I uploaded the new prophetic wisdom to the MOG, and I'm being divinely inspired as I type this now.
The gibbon's makin' me do it!
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jun 28, 2005 11:09:36 GMT -5
A defense that...frustratingly enough... does not hold up in court...
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Post by quantumcat on Jun 28, 2005 11:12:55 GMT -5
it would with an all primate jury.
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jun 28, 2005 12:29:24 GMT -5
Nobody EVER gets a jury that's actually made up of their peers anymore.
Sigh.
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Post by tjaman on Jun 28, 2005 12:33:03 GMT -5
Well, Michael Jackson might've if the traffic wasn't so terribly backed up from the Planet Remulak.
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jun 28, 2005 12:33:54 GMT -5
All Hail the Planet Remulak!
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Post by quantumcat on Jun 28, 2005 12:33:55 GMT -5
true.
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Post by tjaman on Jun 28, 2005 12:34:57 GMT -5
All hail.
Now, put those sensor rings away.
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Post by quantumcat on Jun 28, 2005 12:38:28 GMT -5
actually mine's a captain midnight secret decoder ring.
still tastes like ovaltine.
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