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Post by Aunt Arlene on Oct 3, 2004 14:41:01 GMT -5
Now I have a scene from Dirty, Rotten, Scoundrels playing in my head. The one where Steve Martin is running around the room, banging a pot over his head and yelling "Oklahoma, Oklahoma!" Oh, and Freud would say "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."
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Post by Dr. Purple Goddess on Oct 3, 2004 14:44:33 GMT -5
Oh geeze, Auntie, you might have to join me in here...that's sorta what I was going for....and for those who know I live in Oklahoma, the reference was supposed to make sense....
The fact that you caught on makes me think perhaps I wasn't all that subtle? Well there is some added material to mislead you but you....
Get out of my head... "Where's my tin foil! I need the foil!!
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Post by bitterman on Oct 3, 2004 14:52:49 GMT -5
Is there cork on the fork?
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Post by Dr. Purple Goddess on Oct 3, 2004 14:57:07 GMT -5
Is there cork on the fork? No corks, I'm alergic to cork...It makes me hear Zebras, and zebras talk too much....*begins mumbling about pesky Zebras to herself*
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Oct 4, 2004 16:13:04 GMT -5
DANNY PARTRIDGE STOLE MY COOKIE!
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Post by Insane Troll Logic on Oct 4, 2004 16:15:34 GMT -5
A real cookie or a metaphor?
;D
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Post by Dr. Purple Goddess on Oct 4, 2004 20:48:08 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]metaphorical or real, loosing a cookie is never pleasant....I like cookies...I want a cookie!
I want a cookie now!
Please oh please give me a cookie....I can't take this, not having a cookie situation...
Seriously, someone had better give me a cookie...I'm on my knees begging here....
Okay that's it...
*pulls an empty banana peel*
"Sorry Py. I did the best I could to get your cookie back" but I just got put in here for it."[/glow]
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Post by Dr. Purple Goddess on Oct 4, 2004 21:01:29 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]Why do I always choose to be miss talky talkerton while no one wants to talk? Shut up you stupid therapists! It's not because I feel ... in..-..inade..-..quazi motos er whatever u keep saying!
You're the one with the problem.... you say stuff that's true about you not me!!! Don't try reading me...I am unique, I have thought's you've never heard before...I am not a drug addict...I'm not mentally ill!
[wah-waan-wah-wan]
Oh, you asked how my day was? It's fine. [/glow]
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Post by bitterman on Oct 4, 2004 21:03:31 GMT -5
*backs away very, veeeeerrrrrry slowly from the Rubber Room*
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Post by Insane Troll Logic on Oct 4, 2004 21:04:27 GMT -5
*makes a note on clipboard*
"Well, Dr. Pants seems pretty normal today - I think we can forego the electroshock for today. Unless she asks for it, of course."
;D
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Post by Dr. Purple Goddess on Oct 4, 2004 21:10:00 GMT -5
oooh ECT... can that be my cookie? /me looks at ITL eagerly...bring on the electroshock therapy baby!
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Post by Dr. Purple Goddess on Oct 4, 2004 21:25:07 GMT -5
So, I'm watching "TCToN5 and as later has come to pass, I realize I actually like this episode...I really do need this room....
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Post by Bango on Oct 4, 2004 21:50:42 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]*pulls an empty banana peel*[/glow] How can you peel an empty banana peel? Or am I digging too hard on this one? Anyway, have you considered writing your rants into a book? My favorite kind of books is of rants from the author, ranting about their everyday triumphs, may it be trying ones or just plain silly ones. I like them because it gives you a glance at what their life really is like.
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Post by Dr. Purple Goddess on Oct 4, 2004 21:58:00 GMT -5
How can you peel an empty banana peel? Or am I digging too hard on this one? Anyway, have you considered writing your rants into a book? My favorite kind of books is of rants from the author, ranting about their everyday triumphs, may it be trying ones or just plain silly ones. I like them because it gives you a glance at what their life really is like. I PULLED a banana peel... You know, like pulling a knife...meh see you made me explain it and now it's ruined One day I will compile my rants in a book. but I think not many would read it. But it is cathartic *shrug*
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Post by bitterman on Oct 4, 2004 22:01:44 GMT -5
I reserve the right to delete posts here for my own wacky reasons. It's time you started exercising your rights. GO!, girl!
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