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Post by quantumcat on Jan 26, 2007 2:10:40 GMT -5
I'd still prefer the gals to the frat boyz,etc.
Bundt cake and coffee..mmmmmmmmmmm......
(I'd introduce Warren to Impata,thereby creating a whole
new timeline for Xander and Willow's lovelives.)
April/Buffybot would get upgraded with some Wyndom-Price
cyborg parts.
I have no problem's with maniacal villianesses who bring me desserts and covered dishes..
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jan 26, 2007 10:04:16 GMT -5
I really hoped that more blame would fall on China's late 19th century class structures.
I mean... Have you people read The Good Earth?
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Post by tjaman on Jan 26, 2007 11:04:04 GMT -5
Was that the one they made into "Big Trouble in Little China"? Because then yes, I have. 
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jan 26, 2007 11:11:22 GMT -5
The mind reals from that sentence....
Pearl Buck is either rolling and projectiole vomiting in her grave or, more likely, laughing hysterically somewhere.
"Kurt Russel was a humble farmer before the purchase of his second wife, Lotus Blossom, whose feet had been bound..."
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Post by quantumcat on Jan 26, 2007 19:21:01 GMT -5
Kate Hudson was good in that-as was her mother as Lotus Blossom.
The part where Kurt paints all those aphorisms by Confucius on Goldie's body
was just....amazing.
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jan 29, 2007 10:13:06 GMT -5
I cried.
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Post by quantumcat on Jan 29, 2007 22:47:17 GMT -5
YES!!!
Especially when they discover the Poor Fool was meant to be Lo Pan's Ghost Bride so he
could become corpreal again.
Kate Burton's O-Lan and Kim Catrall's Cuckoo were excellent in those scenes.
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jan 30, 2007 9:57:59 GMT -5
I believe that this might be the most esoteric blend of source material that we've ever managed to come up with....
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