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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jan 31, 2007 15:51:23 GMT -5
Lay down and the couch and tell me- which is it?
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jan 31, 2007 15:52:08 GMT -5
The wierd thing? We didn't even HAVE an olive tree...
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Post by tjaman on Jan 31, 2007 16:11:32 GMT -5
I've just sublimated so much of that time that none of these things sound familiar.
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jan 31, 2007 16:41:26 GMT -5
Does it make me a bad person that they all sprang to mind really quickly?
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Post by tjaman on Jan 31, 2007 16:44:42 GMT -5
No. Merely an interesting person. 
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jan 31, 2007 16:58:02 GMT -5
One day, Roy and I are going to have a terribly interesting child...
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Post by Aunt Arlene on Jan 31, 2007 18:44:27 GMT -5
[Singing way too loudly] Que sera, sera! [/loud]
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Post by quantumcat on Jan 31, 2007 21:22:50 GMT -5
A man is a two-face-a worrisome thing who'll leave you to sing the blues in the night.
(And since q'cat has two mommies[birth and adopted]: I'll tell you when you can stop taking your meds.
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Feb 1, 2007 10:10:23 GMT -5
Ooo... that's a good one!
I forgot to include a real life one - A friend of mine swears that her mother, back in the 60s when she began having her woman cycle, gave her the following words of advice and comfort-
"Remember. Ladies use pads. Only whores use tampons."
Take a moment and let the mind reel at THAT one!
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Post by quantumcat on Feb 1, 2007 13:15:16 GMT -5
Well, a lady doesn't want to 'break the seal'. If the tamper-proof packaging has been breached,no decent man is going to buy the product. Once a gal's been careless,she could be all kinds of promiscuous and who would know? (This is also why we ride side-saddle. )  |
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Post by tjaman on Feb 1, 2007 13:34:09 GMT -5
virtuous = hot.
Interesting ...
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Post by quantumcat on Feb 1, 2007 17:30:39 GMT -5
Virtuous has ALWAYS been hot -if you mean having good sense and caring about others. It's just self-righteousness and blind adherence to arbitrary rules that are boring. When you think about it,getting turned off by lemmings and hypocrites and enthralled by heroes gives a species a definite evolutionary advantage. |
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Feb 2, 2007 10:27:27 GMT -5
'I'm taking a moment to deal with the expression 'Breaking the seal'....
I may be some time...
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Post by Darkchylde on Feb 6, 2007 23:32:45 GMT -5
What? No "don't stick that in your nose" option? I'm feeling jibbed again.
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Post by grailwolf on Feb 6, 2007 23:52:28 GMT -5
Wookies or no wookies, she'll always be my real mom. Oh, and Py... I just love you more with every passing day.  |
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