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Post by tjaman on Jul 24, 2006 8:56:53 GMT -5
Y'know, I think q's wandering postage really adds to this thread in a way even she couldn't have anticipated.
I went with "doesn't actually exist," but that's only because the real answer -- "In a secret room in The 4400 Center" wasn't available.
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Post by quantumcat on Jul 24, 2006 9:15:11 GMT -5
Yikes! I think my sequiturs have gotten more 'non of the above' than usual. I hope y'all can make sense of them . Suri's probably in a Midwestern village populated entirely by clears.
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Post by Disgruntled Gremlin on Aug 11, 2006 14:02:03 GMT -5
Clearly, with a name like "Suri" there's more than meets the eye going on here. Why would the worlds most (in)famous couple choose a word that sounds suspiciously like ordering eel-fried-fish-ass at a Japanese restaurant?
BECAUSE IT'S AN ACRONYM!
"Suri" is actually four babies- each of which has a *real* name and a horrible secret. "Sarah" has a third arm (a nasty side effect of the fertility meds Katie was secretly using). "Ursula" has developed an addiction to baby-pain-medication. "Ryan" has a sexual attraction to jumping on daytime-TV-couches. Poor "Ivan" can only speak like the cast of Dawson's Creek.
Oh, and hello : )
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Post by Insane Troll Logic on Aug 11, 2006 14:27:16 GMT -5
GREMMIEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Post by Disgruntled Gremlin on Aug 11, 2006 14:30:51 GMT -5
It's been far too long : )
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Post by Insane Troll Logic on Aug 11, 2006 14:33:15 GMT -5
True, very true! How ya been, whatcha doin? etc. etc.
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Post by Disgruntled Gremlin on Aug 11, 2006 14:44:55 GMT -5
Wow...it's been, what, 2 years since I last really logged in? Well, among the highlights...
-I battled (and triumphed) against my Internet addiction, which since mid-2004 was starting to control my life. -I 100% converted to vegetarianism, finally putting my money firmly where my mouth is. -I graduated from highschool, with honours...
Oh, wait, I forgot. Those are the boring parts. The REAL highlights were...
-Several devious sexual near-encounters across the UK (on a school trip, no less!) -Grad karaoke night (I left with 1st prize for my tearjerking rendition of Alanis Morissette's Hands Clean) -Going to Austria, and the cultural immersion of being in a place where my all-around-communication skills were pushed to the limits. -Coming out among friends (family...well...we'll give it a couple of decades). -Working up close with our amazing marine mammals (in particular, our 865 kg Stellar Sea Lion- that's over 1700 lbs for those of you who like a logical, useful measuring system). -Learning about the wonders of office politics >.< -Starting to write again. -Snagging numerous scholarships and awards. -Being voted "nicest grad" : ) -Extremely dirty pole dancing on Prom Night. -Expanding my musical horizons, and finally developing a CD collection just in time for it to become obsolete. -Learning who cares about me. -Having the pressures of deciding my supposedly predetermined educational future. -Learning what the word "popular" means. -Getting a life (that one was a long time coming).
It's been a helluva year : )
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Post by Insane Troll Logic on Aug 11, 2006 14:50:54 GMT -5
Whoa! That's quite the collection of experience type stuff! The pole dancing sounds interesting.... Nice to see you around!
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Aug 11, 2006 18:17:41 GMT -5
Welcome back, Gremmy. Yay, he's back.
*Does the Darla Dance.*[/b]
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Post by Aunt Arlene on Aug 11, 2006 18:20:23 GMT -5
Caritas really is working.
Nice to see you around, DG.
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Post by quantumcat on Aug 11, 2006 21:03:06 GMT -5
Yay,Gremmy!!! Keep up the good work-especially the vegan bit. I wouldn't worry about the 'coming out' bit. The only aspects of your sexuality that matter are being happy and responsible. My folks haven't come to terms with my being heterosexual. I haven't decided whether my relatives were very liberal or very prudish but when some of our elderly friends noticed that my husband was staying at the house before we were married, my family reassured them by saying: "Oh,that's all right. Jim and Cindy are both gay." (I think that has to be a Southern thing.) The only real obstacle I've ever seen to romance were theological differences. (One person thinks s/he is God Almighty and the other doesn't.) If you can avoid issues like that,you'll be o.k. It sounds as if you're making a great start on the adulthood schtick. It'll keep getting better and better. Have fun!
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Post by Darkchylde on Aug 14, 2006 0:50:09 GMT -5
-I 100% converted to vegetarianism, finally putting my money firmly where my mouth is. Yay! Another vegetarian.
So, will you stop by more often?
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Post by Bango on Aug 16, 2006 0:19:09 GMT -5
Clearly, with a name like "Suri" there's more than meets the eye going on here. Why would the worlds most (in)famous couple choose a word that sounds suspiciously like ordering eel-fried-fish-ass at a Japanese restaurant? BECAUSE IT'S AN ACRONYM! "Suri" is actually four babies- each of which has a *real* name and a horrible secret. "Sarah" has a third arm (a nasty side effect of the fertility meds Katie was secretly using). "Ursula" has developed an addiction to baby-pain-medication. "Ryan" has a sexual attraction to jumping on daytime-TV-couches. Poor "Ivan" can only speak like the cast of Dawson's Creek. Oh, and hello : ) That was great! Glad you're beat your computer addiction.
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Post by tjaman on Sept 13, 2006 9:43:09 GMT -5
I caught a glimpse of Suri on The Daily Show last night!
She was being reprogrammed to infiltrate sleeper cells and subvert them through sheer adorableness!
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