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Post by ReadyToBake on Aug 21, 2004 12:38:52 GMT -5
Well that was a short visit, he's probably over in tvtome. I still can't post there. I tried resetting my javascript, I found a check box for it through internet explorer options. But it still wouldn't work.
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Post by tjaman on Aug 21, 2004 12:38:54 GMT -5
We already did Monk, so let's send Lorne to Florida.
NIP/TUCK
Christian "Tell me what you don't like about yourself." Lorne: "My ... y'know, I probably shouldn't even be here." Sean: "No ... we are plastic surgeons." Lorne: "Well, it's just the tiniest thing." Christian: "I couldn't help but notice that you're green." Lorne: "I've been sick." Christian: "And that you have horns." Lorne: "I'm just a horny devil. Well, demon, actually." Sean & Christian exchange a look Sean: "We're not used to working on demons." Lorne: "Oh, you'd be surprised. Anyway, to come right to the point, I've been thinking ... for a while ... that my nose might be a bit too big." Christian steps around the desk while Sean marks a nose on his chart. Christian: "It's a fine nose, as noses go ..." Lorne: "It's a classic, I know." Sean: "It seems to suit you." Marks in a pair of horns on the chart Lorne: "Well, I've been wanting to break into show biz and thought maybe I should start with a new look." Christian: looking deeply into his eyes "You'll own Broadway in no time."
scene 2, washing up
Sean: "He's green!" Christian: "You're not going racist on me, are you?" Sean: "I'm not a racist. Just today Julia asked me to take on her study partner as an intern. He's Colombian." Christian: "Yes, well, I've slept with your sister." Sean: "I don't have a sister!" Christian: "Your wife, then?" Sean: disgusted "Let's just do this."
cut to a truly wrong scene of Adrian having a threeway with Matt and Ava in Julia's bed
scene 3 -- the surgery
Liz: "Which one of you brought Kermit in here?" Sean: "He's a demon." Liz: "I don't know how much anesthiesia he's gonna need." Lorne: "Don't worry about me babe." Christian: "You've got to not be so theologically bigoted." Liz: "Go to hell, Christian." Lorne: "Been there. No music and not a decent cosmo to be had." Liz: sighs I'll just wing it. Count backwards from whatever you count backwards from."
Lorne zonks out. Liz hits "play" and the Squirrel Nut Zippers' "Hell" is heard
surgery
back at the McNamara home, Julia comes home and finds Matt and Adrien and Ava, faints
back at the surgery, emphatic beeping
Sean: "We're losing him!" Christian:"We're going to have to do something even more radical." Sean: "What?" Christian: "Follow my lead."
more surgery
later ...
scene 4: recovery
Sean: "The surgery didn't go ... perfectly ..." Lorne: "WHY DO I LOOK EXACTLY LIKE KIRSTEN DUNST?" Christian: "It's sweeps week." gets into bed with him.
back at the McNamaras
Spike: You are one sick puppy. Eats Ava
Let's do something less sick: Here's one from the 'verse: Angel attends the first taping of "The Carol Burnett Show." GO!
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Post by ReadyToBake on Aug 21, 2004 12:43:19 GMT -5
;D that was the best crossover yet, I'm not gonna try an top that one
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Post by Charisma69 on Aug 21, 2004 13:39:31 GMT -5
That was totally brilliant TJ! ;D
Great stuff.
I especially like the song choice for the surgery. And having him look like Kirsten Dunst, just brilliant.
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Post by angelusfan3 on Aug 21, 2004 13:45:53 GMT -5
there is no way to top that tj i think you just broke some kind of record
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Post by Disgruntled Gremlin on Aug 21, 2004 18:42:56 GMT -5
As for the Practice, I'm amazed no one has suggested a Morgan/Gamble cat fight yet.
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Post by tjaman on Aug 23, 2004 5:19:28 GMT -5
OK, go ahead DG, although Angel bursting into the zaniness of the Carol Burnett show would be really fun to see. ;D
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Post by Disgruntled Gremlin on Aug 23, 2004 18:53:59 GMT -5
Lilah Morgan goes up against Helen Gamble in the legal battle of the century- but halfway through half the cast mysteriously disappears, and are replaced by James Spader.
Spader: (a la Illyria) I wish to do more legal action. (a la Angel) Let's go to work. (a la Spike) Bloody hell, I'm talkin' to myself! (a la Lorne) It's okay, sweetcakes. (a la the Eve) (tilts head and smiles)
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Post by IllyriaWorshipper on Aug 23, 2004 19:22:47 GMT -5
i have one, it involves eve and charmed. the charmed ones see eve being a whore and piper blows her up. the no more eve anymore.
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Post by Disgruntled Gremlin on Aug 31, 2004 15:25:41 GMT -5
I'm no good with American Game Shows...I'll do some reality TV, and leave Hollywood Squares for whoever's next.
The Amazing Race: (theme music plays) 8 teams of two must race through uncharted, dangerous and potentially expensive territory to reach their final destination. Who will win? Who will be eliminated? Find out, on the Amazing Race! (team names come up with descriptions) Angel and Connor (father/son) (cut to Angel and Connor arguing over a cab) Spike and Illyria (investigators/colleagues) (cut to Spike and Illyria, exiting a cab, where the driver has been skewered) Gunn and Wesley (businessmen) (cut to Gunn and Wesley getting held up at the border for a police checkup- cut to Wes' embarassed face as they take 5 bottles of hard liquor out of his jacket) Lindsey and the Eve (would-be-usurpers) (cut to the Eve tilting her head and smiling while Lindsey is working on a challenge) Cordelia and Harmony (school friends) (cut to the twosome staring, eyes widened at the sacks of ground beef they have to eat) Willow and Kennedy (token gay team) (cut to Willow hexing an airline attendent for not giving her first class seats) Lilah and Darla (evil friends) (cut to Darla, eating Phil Keoghan- as they take his wallet while he lays dying on the sidewalk, Lilah kicks him and tosses paperwork at him) Lorne and Sean Bean ("assosicates") (cut to an impromptu makeout session in the back of a cab)
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Post by angelusfan3 on Aug 31, 2004 16:29:28 GMT -5
thats even better than hollywood squares, now thats an amazing race id wacthed
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Post by tjaman on Sept 1, 2004 19:46:40 GMT -5
That was very funny, DG. No one wants Carol Burnett? Fine, I'll do it: Carol comes rushing out onto this very queer little set for the taping of her very first show. "Good evening ladies and gentlemen so good you could be here tonight," indicates bizarre Bob Mackie creation of sequins and feathers and beads. "What, this old thing? HA HA! Let's bring the lights up in here." Angel stands --- mutton chops everywhere. "Yes sir, you have a question?" "Yeah, I loved you in Sugar Daddy." "Why thank you, but ... I wasn't in 'Sugar Daddy.'" "Yeah," Angel mumbles, really nervous, "but, while I was watching it I ... really loved you." "HA HA! Aren't you sweet. We have some great guests with us tonight and I'd love for you to meet the cast. Cast!" Angel sits back down, and the zaniness happens. "As The Stomach Turns," "Wacky Ads," "Mama Harper," other popular sketches get their start here. Tim Conway is on fire, bumbling about along with that other guy, and Vicki Lawrence, and suddenly Angel springs to his feet, leaps onto the stage and tussles with a suspicious figure who has crept out onto the stage like a bad idea looking to get worse. The music, the cameras, everything comes to a screeching halt. "It's a demon!" Angel shouts. "He's going to ..." "Get off! Leggo of me!" spits a truly indignant Jerry Stiller. "NEVER, you crazy demon!" Ann Meara steps over and hits Angel with a prop purse. "That's my husband!" "You're ... one of them?" "What, Jews?" Jerry demands. "OF COURSE we're Jews." "No, demons." "Security!" Jerry shouts, panicking. "We're Auschwitzing out here!" And makeup thinks he says "We're all schvitzing out here!" and comes running out with powder and a puff and starts dabbing at the actors, still struggling with Angel. Security broke up the fight and Angel was tossed out onto the street -- fortunately, for him, on a shady street. Looking back on the fray over coffee with Connor, now some 130 years later (with, y'know, that stint in the hell dimension), however, all Angel could remember was the love. And a stolen, beaded sequined dress he still had somewhere. Would someone finally do "The Simpsons" already?
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Post by Disgruntled Gremlin on Sept 2, 2004 1:22:30 GMT -5
Hmmm, Simpson's eh? I've got a couple of changes I'd make...
Homer = Angel Marge = Cordelia Bart = Spike (Angel's "son") Lisa = Fred Maggie = Baby Connor Abe/Grandpa = The Master (only more senile) Chief Wiggum = Kate Lockley Principal Skinner = Giles Mr. Burns = Holland Manners Moe = Lorne Lenny = Wesley (non-broody) Carl = Gunn Lindsey Naegal = Lilah Princess Cashmire (the stripper) = The Eve
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Post by IllyriaWorshipper on Sept 2, 2004 4:49:03 GMT -5
i have aa better one for mr. burns, holtz.
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Post by tjaman on Sept 14, 2004 14:59:04 GMT -5
Lilah could produce and Lindsey could be the secret guest.
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