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Post by quantumcat on Aug 29, 2005 13:02:28 GMT -5
spk,I hope you and the lil' sweetness get to feeling better. It can't be fun feeling as if you've eaten an SUV. Try and get as comfortable as you can. The next week is all about you and getting you spoiled so you'll recover quickly enough to enjoy this wonderful new fella. P.S. Be sure and tell him that just because he has no teeth doesn't mean he can pull an Evel Knievel on his sisters' bikes. Maybe when he's 3.....
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Post by AlyWay on Aug 29, 2005 15:30:33 GMT -5
that one will top the list!
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Post by tjaman on Aug 30, 2005 9:17:04 GMT -5
* calls forth the Vessel of all adulation *
There will be gifts ...
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Aug 30, 2005 10:08:41 GMT -5
WE CALL HIM FORTH!
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Post by AlyWay on Aug 30, 2005 11:21:31 GMT -5
I'm sorry but your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please try your call again.
The OB says probably another week. Check-up went well. Good heartbeat, my weight up two pounds from last week and she thinks he is about 7.5 pounds already.
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Aug 30, 2005 12:51:09 GMT -5
But I already sacrificed the goat and everything...
Well, OK, technically I outsoruced the goat sacrifice to a very nice firm in LA who handles that kind of thing, but still.
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Post by tjaman on Aug 30, 2005 12:56:04 GMT -5
You remembered to include the pre-blessed dagger, right?
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Aug 30, 2005 12:58:37 GMT -5
Well of COURSE.
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Post by tjaman on Aug 30, 2005 13:25:38 GMT -5
Well, that's alright then.
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Not to nag, but you're absolutely sure you put the dagger in the box ... ?
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Aug 30, 2005 14:44:47 GMT -5
Well of course I... wait a minute...
what the Hell is this pre-blessed dagger still doing in my desk drawer...?
Oh for the love of crap...
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Post by AlyWay on Aug 30, 2005 15:06:14 GMT -5
oh darn and I was so hoping the sacrifice would bring on labor. I have a due date partner and we are now shooting for Thursday night. Perfect for both of us!
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Post by tjaman on Aug 30, 2005 16:07:50 GMT -5
Because babies are famous for scheduling their appearances for the absolute ideal time for everyone involved.
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Post by quantumcat on Aug 30, 2005 21:04:30 GMT -5
Schedule something else important for that time.
Then he'll come.
We had a patient whose water broke during the last quarter of a 1966 bowl game.
(Gator,I think)
She refused to leave while play was underway.
The ambulance (and my Mom) made their way to her and ushered her out the second the game was over.
She had her kid less than an hour later.
My dad hadn't even gotten to his car in the parking lot by that time.
We are certain that kid would not have arrived so quickly if there hadn't been a whole Shelbyville contigent watching one of the local girls' husband play in a bowl game.
There'd been folks who wanted the mother to stay home and shoot for the first baby of the New Year.
(She had been due about the fifth,I think)
But if you have a chance to watch a bowl game in person,would you let a little thing like being in your eleventy-seventh month of pregnancy hold you back???
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Post by tjaman on Aug 30, 2005 22:19:44 GMT -5
The kid just wanted to see, too.
I mean really -- talk about your "obstructed view."
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Post by quantumcat on Aug 30, 2005 22:30:25 GMT -5
I think he's seen footage.
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