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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jun 6, 2005 11:52:58 GMT -5
Season One's 'I robot, You Jane'
In which Willow hooks up with a cyber-honey, only to find that he's actually an evil centuries old demon emeshed in the internet and determined to bring destruction upon us all.
Which is basically the same thing that happens to all of us when we first try to give computer dating a shot, I mean, honestly.
The Moral of the Story-
Always meet in a brightly lit public place until you get to know each other.
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jun 6, 2005 11:53:31 GMT -5
Season One's The Puppet Show
In which mysterious goings on nearly destroy the Sunnydale High Talent Show, we meet Principal Snyder, and Giles (nearly) loses his head.
And let us have a moment of silence for our fallen comrade, Sid the Horny Puppet.
THe Moral of the Story-
The sequence is very important-
1: Meaningful conversation.
THEN
2: Deadly knife fight.
You don't want to get those backwards, or your watcher will end up without a brainpan, and THEN won't you feel foolish.
Oh, and if someone has really Sticky-Outy ears, it looks really cool to backlight them.
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jun 6, 2005 11:54:28 GMT -5
Season One's 'Nightmares'
In which Xander goes on a chocolate fuled rampage and beats up a clown, Willow gets in touch with the lack of Puccini inside her, and Buffy lets her inner-vamp out to play, all before taking a brief detour into the Lifetime TV movie 'Billy got smacked by the little league coach!'
The Moral of the Story-
You'd be hard pressed to miss this one- Little League is evil. And must be destroyed.
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jun 6, 2005 11:54:53 GMT -5
Season One's 'Out of Mind, Out of Sight'
In which we meet a nemesis never bettered in the entirety of the Whedonverse - The Sinister Clea Duvall - And try to halt her World-Shaking scheme to smack the crap out of Cordelia.
The Moral of the Story-
Wind Instruments are intrinsically not to be trusted. Keep open flame away from major gas leaks.
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jun 6, 2005 11:55:32 GMT -5
Season One's big finale - 'Prophecy Girl'
In which Buffy (and Giles and Angel) learn a tiny little bit of Buffy's Destiny, and (with the benefit of hindsight) completely overreact, thus allowing what could have been taken care of in five minutes to take an entire hour including commercials.
The Moral(s) of the story-
Again- a season finale gives us several-
Just because you're fated to be destroyed utterly is no reason to not look pretty.
Take that CPR class. It's just good to know.
and
If you know you can't get out of it, just get it over with. it probably won't turn out to be as bad as you expect.
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Post by Insane Troll Logic on Jun 6, 2005 11:59:46 GMT -5
*reading frantically to keep up*Whoa, you're on a roll!
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Post by Mr Nasty on Jun 6, 2005 12:00:48 GMT -5
*copy-pasting frantically to keep up*
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jun 6, 2005 12:04:14 GMT -5
Season Two's 'When She Was Bad'
In which Buffy goes out of her way to piss off pretty much everybody she's ever met, does her 'look, I'm a great big whore!' dance at the Bronze, and finally works out her issues with a great big bone-smashin'-frenzy.
Which, interestingly enough, pretty much works everything out.
The Moral of the Story-
Just break something. You know you want to. Come on. Do it. DO IT.
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Post by Charisma69 on Jun 6, 2005 22:37:01 GMT -5
*Simply loving all the new activity in this thread*
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jun 7, 2005 9:45:15 GMT -5
Pyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy's Comin' up, so we bettah get this party started...
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