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Post by bitterman on Sept 13, 2004 19:21:39 GMT -5
Put some of the gems you've read while communing with nature here.
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Post by Dr. Purple Goddess on Sept 13, 2004 19:49:30 GMT -5
oooh I like this thread.... I know it makes me a sick as you but I'm cool with it
Now if I can just remember the good ones...I was usually pissed in a bar when reading the really funny ones....
I know TMI
No, you start B'man hehehe
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Post by Charisma69 on Sept 13, 2004 19:53:32 GMT -5
Here's a gross one I remember reading in Jr. High.
Here I sit all broken hearted
Tried to sh1t but only farted.
There, I started it now you guys finish. ;D
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Post by bitterman on Sept 13, 2004 19:56:17 GMT -5
There comes a time in every man's life when he's chatting up someone in a bar and realizes he should be talking to her daughter.
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Post by Charisma69 on Sept 13, 2004 19:57:49 GMT -5
That is so very wrong. ;D
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Post by Aunt Arlene on Sept 13, 2004 20:01:51 GMT -5
So many varioations on this one.
then one day I took a chance tried to fart and sh1t my pants
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Post by bitterman on Sept 13, 2004 20:02:39 GMT -5
If you can read this... you're drunk and wandered into the broom closet. GO HOME!
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Post by Aunt Arlene on Sept 13, 2004 20:04:58 GMT -5
"Flush twice, it's a long way to Texas."
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Post by bitterman on Sept 13, 2004 20:05:38 GMT -5
"...it's a long way to Texas." Watch it.
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Post by Dr. Purple Goddess on Sept 13, 2004 20:06:17 GMT -5
And yet, so very right. hehe
oh man, I just remembered one but it is far too gross to be on the board I think...hmmm
oh wait here's one...
This is from an ad office building....
Call Penny: (555)555-5555 Who says there's no truth in Advertising
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Post by Charisma69 on Sept 13, 2004 20:07:50 GMT -5
There you go with that cute grumpy face again. ;D
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Post by Charisma69 on Sept 13, 2004 20:11:16 GMT -5
Well here's a gross bathroom song. I didn't see it on a bathroom wall though.
When you're going down the road and you gotta commode
Diarrhea Diarrhea
When you're going up a ladder and you here something splatter
Diarrhea Diarrhea
Well the song goes on, but I think I may have grossed you out enough.
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Post by Dr. Purple Goddess on Sept 13, 2004 20:14:24 GMT -5
that was kinda gross...but luckily for me I think toilet humor is hi-larious.
No, the one I thought of was not so much gross...though it is...as it is, very very cras
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Post by Aunt Arlene on Sept 13, 2004 20:14:37 GMT -5
Sorry B'man, but I grew up in Beaumont and it fits the saying to a "T".
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Post by Disgruntled Gremlin on Sept 13, 2004 21:12:59 GMT -5
How is it that the (third) youngest person here is the only one to make that face?
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