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Post by Aunt Arlene on Sept 18, 2004 23:47:10 GMT -5
Anything with tires or testicles will give you problems.
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Post by IllyriaWorshipper on Sept 19, 2004 0:14:57 GMT -5
on behalf of men everywhere, HEY!
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Post by Bango on Sept 19, 2004 0:28:32 GMT -5
Here's a couple...
Keep your nose clean, but your hands cleaner! ______
This is basically a toilet gadget to use on friends, but it's still a cool one...*in a romantic voice* Hi, I'm Jon, what's your name?...just picture someone you really hate, sitting on the toilet and that gadget starts playing...could be a funny outcome. _____
Top 5 Rules To Live By While You're Sitting On My Thrown: 1) Always lift and lower the toilet seat before and after use! 2) Always jingle your jangle per jiggle of drop.(?)
3) Ignore the camer hidden behind the flower vase!
4) Like Cindy and Bobby, other's have to use me too, so quit fondling around and get to wiping your #@#
5) Ignore the picture of [insert an actress/model/singer's name], that's daddy's special hobby!
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Call 1-800-534-2379 for Macy's Dry Clearners, we're sure to get all stains from your clothes! _______
Welcome to my bathroom! Had a grumpy day? Then come on in and sit right down, you're always sure to have a smile!
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Post by IllyriaWorshipper on Sept 19, 2004 0:32:29 GMT -5
there so funny.
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Post by Bango on Sept 19, 2004 20:42:25 GMT -5
When my cousin visits, he always jokes about going to the toilet and doing the #2.
He calls it, "dropping the kiddies off at the pool".
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Post by IllyriaWorshipper on Sept 19, 2004 21:26:10 GMT -5
eww.......
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Post by ReadyToBake on Sept 20, 2004 9:37:01 GMT -5
Anything with tires or testicles will give you problems. Words of Wisdom, Indeed
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Post by Aunt Arlene on Sept 20, 2004 9:44:01 GMT -5
I knew someone would appreciate it.
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Post by Bango on Jun 22, 2005 3:48:34 GMT -5
Anything with tires or testicles will give you problems. And you know this how?
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Post by Aunt Arlene on Jun 22, 2005 6:28:13 GMT -5
Anything with tires or testicles will give you problems. And you know this how? [very slooooowly] Cars and men will cause you problems... [/slow]
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Post by PyleansDontLeaveMe on Jun 22, 2005 9:16:12 GMT -5
Well, can't argue the essential truth of that.
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Post by quantumcat on Jun 22, 2005 21:37:41 GMT -5
wow.
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