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Post by quantumcat on Jun 27, 2005 22:06:25 GMT -5
bbl. jim made pasta salad tonight and tossed in everything in the fridge but the super glue and the panyhose.
sounds hideous but tastes good.
see y'all in a bit.
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Post by Rebelman on Jun 27, 2005 22:15:11 GMT -5
Howdy
Believe it or not I made a 90 on my previous English Test. I know the Lord was with me on that because my mind has been dwindling lately.
And my research paper due date has come and has bitten me on the rear with its chompers. Due next Wed but no later than 3PM Fri next week. I haven't even compiled research yet. I just narrowed the topic.
Oh and I found out what is making my nanny's side hurt so much. She has an infection and its in her urinary tract. Just to make things even more stressing.
All this along with the helping hands I have been throwing out lately adds to it too. I guess it just takes some adapting.
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Jun 27, 2005 22:24:12 GMT -5
Hello all,
I am loving all the new smilies here.
So how is everyone?
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Post by Rebelman on Jun 27, 2005 22:35:14 GMT -5
I'm stressed with major headaches. But ok other than that.
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Post by GreatMuppetyNick on Jun 27, 2005 22:55:28 GMT -5
Busy worshipping the knife-wielding cupcake eating Gibbon.
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Jun 27, 2005 22:57:17 GMT -5
There is no ! He is not real.
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Post by GreatMuppetyNick on Jun 27, 2005 22:59:35 GMT -5
Lies!! Filthy Lies!!
Thy shalt burn in the infernal Gibbon Pit for thy transgression.
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Jun 27, 2005 23:02:52 GMT -5
There is no Gibbon Pit, it is all apart of you wild imagination.
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Post by GreatMuppetyNick on Jun 27, 2005 23:10:13 GMT -5
No, it is true. The Word of the Gibbon (W O G) has been preserved through the age in it's holy book: The Beulah.
In verse 69: chapter 47
"In the day of reckonings, shall unbelievers and lemon-pie eaters be rent from this world. Yea, verily, for shalt the Gibbon Pit reclaim their very souls"
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Jun 27, 2005 23:11:47 GMT -5
Just because a Holy Book says that something will happen doesnt mean that it will happen. There needs to be some more evidence.
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Post by GreatMuppetyNick on Jun 27, 2005 23:15:30 GMT -5
Ah, but the W O G states this in chapter 99, verse 101:
"And comes the day when unbeleivers and lemon-pie eaters(which shall undoubtably be the same person) shall question the truths contained herein, and for the heretic shall the incarnation of the Gibbon be sent. For verily the truths contained herein are the truth and none shall doubt it."
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Jun 27, 2005 23:26:50 GMT -5
So what you are saying is that the W O G is true because the W O G is says its true. That is some recursive logic. Is there any other book, done by scholars that say the W O G is true.
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Post by Bango on Jun 27, 2005 23:31:10 GMT -5
No, it is true. The Word of the Gibbon (W O G) has been preserved through the age in it's holy book: The Beulah.
In verse 69: chapter 47
"In the day of reckonings, shall unbelievers and lemon-pie eaters be rent from this world. Yea, verily, for shalt the Gibbon Pit reclaim their very souls" Ah, but the W O G states this in chapter 99, verse 101:
"And comes the day when unbeleivers and lemon-pie eaters(which shall undoubtably be the same person) shall question the truths contained herein, and for the heretic shall the incarnation of the Gibbon be sent. For verily the truths contained herein are the truth and none shall doubt it." Very funny.... Does it say that whoever turns on the Gibbon, and worships another god will be slayed by the Gibbon monkey? Just curious.
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Post by tjaman on Jun 27, 2005 23:32:04 GMT -5
I choose to be circumspect about the teachings of the gibbon. I affirm his inherent gibbonness, but really doubt that he created the world -- or at least I doubt that he did it like that.
I also doubt that he smote a city right after creating it, and that he destroyed the world with a flood, or that he favored blueberry pie eaters above all others and that now that he sent his son into the world he won't smite anyone but the lemon pie eaters.
I think he'll accept some lemon-pie eaters.
I just choose not to eat lemon pie.
No, not just in case.
The w*g seems very confusing and ... metaphorical sometimes.
Especially all of the "Oooh AAAH oooh aah AAH aahs!"
That being said, all hail the Gibbon.
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Jun 27, 2005 23:33:41 GMT -5
I will not the !
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