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Post by tjaman on Jun 28, 2005 7:57:18 GMT -5
Y'see, from my perspective, the knife is simply a metaphorical extension of the gibbon's power and therefore it doesn't matter which hand he holds it in.
Yes, I refrained from eating a lemon pie yesterday. What of it?
All hail the gibbon.
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Post by quantumcat on Jun 28, 2005 9:01:17 GMT -5
y'all forget that the gibbon did not rise up against the lemon pie eaters because they fancied citrus. rather,it was because they rejected the potassium rich goodness that was banana cream.
he is a wise and loving gibbon who raises his knife above his head to offer us a slice of pie.
(and he's ambidextrose -equally sweet with either paw)
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Post by quantumcat on Jun 28, 2005 9:12:48 GMT -5
Reb,those uti's are terrible. a lot of the rest of your nanny's symptoms might ease up with that resolved. You've got a few days left for the paper and some of your other stuff behind you. Once i had to choose between my doing my term paper and letting God take care of the world or my taking care of the world and God writing my paper. I was in favor of the latter but i got outvoted. The paper might have been better with divine authorship but the world would have never been the same. relax and concentrate on your schoolwork. God will look after everything else for you till you get back.
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Jun 28, 2005 9:40:06 GMT -5
The Gibbon is not real, so why worship it. And if the Gibbon was real, the MOG should not be used as the basis of the belief because it was written and compiled by man, and man is imperfect.
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Post by GreatMuppetyNick on Jun 28, 2005 9:51:29 GMT -5
The Gibbon is not real, so why worship it. And if the Gibbon was real, the MOG should not be used as the basis of the belief because it was written and compiled by man, and man is imperfect. You weren't there. How would you know?
The Beulah is Gibbonly inspired and cannot be wrong.
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Post by Darkchylde on Jun 28, 2005 10:05:41 GMT -5
What does "w o g" mean? It starred the "o" out for me and I'm completely innocent of that word. w*g n : an offensive slang term used by the British to refer to people of color from Africa or Asia but I choose to beleive that it's an attempt by ITL to disparage my faith by banning the W O G Really? Over here its a slang term for someone of Greek, Italian, Turkish, Lebenese and Albainian origin."w*g" is an offensive term? Not if you live in Australia.
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Post by quantumcat on Jun 28, 2005 10:08:04 GMT -5
alas,the truth of the knife weilding gibbon is discussed mostly by people who have never looked within the closet. or,if they have looked within,have never scrutinized its contents to see if it holds a gibbon or a bitterman. and if they have found a knife weilding gibbon, they do not ask if he raises his knife to smite the lemon pie infidels or if he offers delicious pie in chocolate,blueberry,apple,cherry,pecan, nesselrode and,yes,LEMON to those he loves. even bananna cream and chess doth he give and be-bop-a-re-bop rhubarb pie unto those sore of spirit. As the closet is the sanctuary for treasures the world disdains,would it not be the home of a loving being who reveals the sweetness in all dessert-even the cupcake and the pudding.
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Jun 28, 2005 10:09:13 GMT -5
The Gibbon is not real, so why worship it. And if the Gibbon was real, the MOG should not be used as the basis of the belief because it was written and compiled by man, and man is imperfect. You weren't there. How would you know?
The Beulah is Gibbonly inspired and cannot be wrong.But how do you know The Beulah is Gibbonly inspired? It could have been Lemon Piey inspired to fool Gibboners.
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Post by tjaman on Jun 28, 2005 10:27:05 GMT -5
q'cat raises a compelling philosophical perspective. We may have been misreading the MOG all this time. Perhaps the knife is not to attack, but rather to cut slices of pie for those he loves.
Morning everyone. All hail the gibbon.
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Jun 28, 2005 10:31:09 GMT -5
I will not hail the Gibbon, because the Gibbon is a figment of your vivid imagination.
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Post by tjaman on Jun 28, 2005 10:38:09 GMT -5
Oh, you'll see soon enough the error of your ways, PilotWash, and yea verily will there be in those days a great gnashing of teeth and the screams of the unbelievers as they suffer the fruits of their unbelief.
And no, thank you, I don't want a slice of delicious lemon pie. All hail the gibbon.
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Post by Darkchylde on Jun 28, 2005 10:42:26 GMT -5
I will not hail the Gibbon, because the Gibbon is a figment of your vivid imagination. Hey Kev, you do know that Eliza Dushku worships the Gibbon.
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Post by tjaman on Jun 28, 2005 10:47:01 GMT -5
Yep, we're way over 1,000 in here, so ... brand new CARITAS 6 established for your enjoyment. Enjoy!
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