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Post by quantumcat on Sept 6, 2005 23:04:38 GMT -5
(wonders if there's a vacant kingdom the size of Alderney we could move to and run according to our agenda)
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Sept 6, 2005 23:06:01 GMT -5
My fellow Americans ...
Well, that's not strictly true, since I'm neither American or your fellow. But that's besides the point.
The point is that you should vote for me. Unlike your average politician who lie, we actually come out and admit that we have no idea what we're doing. And hey, it worked for people in the past, I don't see why it shouldn't for us. At least we're honest about it.
If we're elected, we promise you nothing. Nada. Zilch. A bag full of nothing. This is because we recognize that most people are idiots anyway, and don't really listen. Why bother making promises that people might hold you accountable for when no one's really listening in the first place.
If we're elected, we promise to never make any appearances or support causes. Instead, we'll hire good looking people to pose as us for magazine shots. We realize the shallowness of the world and that being pretty goes a long way. Besides, If you wanted to see ugly people in power, you'd voted for yourself.
If we're elected, we promise to start thg "War on Reality TV" First to be executed will be the Hilton brat. We will hunt down every last one responsible for these excrements and we're not shy with our nukes to prove our point. We will lauch a preemptive strike on Fox, and the Numpties at the WB. We will elect Joss Whedon as the Minister of Education.
Vote Nick/Tickie '08. It sounds very cool. Better than I can think of.
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Post by tjaman on Sept 6, 2005 23:07:02 GMT -5
Our agenda wouldn't hold a country of any size together.
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Sept 6, 2005 23:11:08 GMT -5
Our agenda wouldn't hold a country of any size together. Even Andorra?
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Post by tjaman on Sept 6, 2005 23:11:38 GMT -5
Gotta go stretch out.
Night everyone.
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Post by GreatMuppetyNick on Sept 6, 2005 23:11:59 GMT -5
What is our agenda?
I mean, besides death to all infidels.
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Post by GreatMuppetyNick on Sept 6, 2005 23:13:07 GMT -5
'Night TJ. Have fun stretching.
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Sept 6, 2005 23:13:45 GMT -5
Night tj.
And Nick, that is the same agenda that Bushy has now.
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Post by GreatMuppetyNick on Sept 6, 2005 23:19:28 GMT -5
You mean the infidels part?
Well, it serves them right for not bowing to the glory of the Gibbon
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Sept 6, 2005 23:22:53 GMT -5
Yeah.
And the Gibbon is not real.
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Post by GreatMuppetyNick on Sept 6, 2005 23:27:27 GMT -5
Infidel!
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Sept 6, 2005 23:29:50 GMT -5
You are worshipping a false God. The real God is a Gun-toting racoon, who who shoots down rebellious people with sniperlike accuracy.
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Post by GreatMuppetyNick on Sept 6, 2005 23:33:30 GMT -5
We so need an image of that.
If for no reason other than we can hold a no-holds-barred death match between the Knife Wielding Gibbon and the Gun-Toting Racoon
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Post by quantumcat on Sept 6, 2005 23:35:40 GMT -5
and the Laser rifle Kitty...
sweet dreams,tj!
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Sept 6, 2005 23:37:44 GMT -5
And don't forget about the Rocket Lauching Flea.
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