Post by GreatMuppetyNick on Oct 8, 2006 8:36:25 GMT -5
So .... a fun site I found while I was looking for stuff online. And by stuff, I mean porn.
Agony and Rapture.
Don't worry, it's work safe, and it's pretty funny in a dark sorta way.
Been keeping myself busy lately, as people like me are wont to do, since it leaves much less time for wallowing and obsessing and my personal favourite, stalking. Which is probably why I haven't been posting as much as I have.
I do read what everyone's been posting, but I haven't responded to many of them. I find that trying to type sometimes requires thought, and thinking sometimes dredge up things you're avoiding, so ... yeah.
Oh, and I particularly love this paragraph from the site above:
If you manage to work your way into a caring-and-supportive-friend role with that being who is the source of all joy, one of the most significant ways you can help them is to listen as they describe the problems in their lovelife. This is a time-honored method of self-torture, and it is important that you dwell on these conversations at length to be sure you have fully interpreted every last nuance. If you are up to the challenge, this is probably the most excruciating and rewarding sort of interaction the two of you can have. There are a few warnings you should consider before embarking on this path:
1. Listening to lovelife woes is not for the inexperienced. This is a highly dangerous passtime. Do not attempt it unless you are confident that your pain tolerance is maxed out. Are you ready to give advice to your Adored One on how they can better satisfy their partner sexually?
2. There will probably be times that your Adored One says something like, "I just wish I could find someone who would treat me well, like you do." Watch out! Despite appearances, this is usually not an invitation for you to tackle them in a loving embrace and begin kissing them.
3. As a general rule, the people whom your Adored One deems worthy of their affection will be cretinous, uncouth, self-centered black holes of humanity. They may, however, be extremely attractive. Because these base individuals are completely lacking in common decency they will cause great distress to your Adored One; you must be prepared to bite your tongue when your angel makes excuses for this demon and crawls back to them time and time again.
Hee.
Like my dad used to say (not really though, he doesn't speak English), the best way to deal with stuff is to laugh at 'em.
Agony and Rapture.
Don't worry, it's work safe, and it's pretty funny in a dark sorta way.
Been keeping myself busy lately, as people like me are wont to do, since it leaves much less time for wallowing and obsessing and my personal favourite, stalking. Which is probably why I haven't been posting as much as I have.
I do read what everyone's been posting, but I haven't responded to many of them. I find that trying to type sometimes requires thought, and thinking sometimes dredge up things you're avoiding, so ... yeah.
Oh, and I particularly love this paragraph from the site above:
If you manage to work your way into a caring-and-supportive-friend role with that being who is the source of all joy, one of the most significant ways you can help them is to listen as they describe the problems in their lovelife. This is a time-honored method of self-torture, and it is important that you dwell on these conversations at length to be sure you have fully interpreted every last nuance. If you are up to the challenge, this is probably the most excruciating and rewarding sort of interaction the two of you can have. There are a few warnings you should consider before embarking on this path:
1. Listening to lovelife woes is not for the inexperienced. This is a highly dangerous passtime. Do not attempt it unless you are confident that your pain tolerance is maxed out. Are you ready to give advice to your Adored One on how they can better satisfy their partner sexually?
2. There will probably be times that your Adored One says something like, "I just wish I could find someone who would treat me well, like you do." Watch out! Despite appearances, this is usually not an invitation for you to tackle them in a loving embrace and begin kissing them.
3. As a general rule, the people whom your Adored One deems worthy of their affection will be cretinous, uncouth, self-centered black holes of humanity. They may, however, be extremely attractive. Because these base individuals are completely lacking in common decency they will cause great distress to your Adored One; you must be prepared to bite your tongue when your angel makes excuses for this demon and crawls back to them time and time again.
Hee.
Like my dad used to say (not really though, he doesn't speak English), the best way to deal with stuff is to laugh at 'em.