Today's Kitchen Tips!

[dEz]

Today's Kitchen Tips!

Want to get the stains off of cookie sheets, pie pans and other cookware utensils?
Try soaking them in a solution of borax and water. Soak them a good long time. But don't trip on the spatula on your way out of the tub.

Does your stem-wear or drinking glasses look cloudy after washing them?
Instead of spending allot of money trying various cleaning products that just don't work ... Try decoupage! Just take a little glue, attach some feathers or pipe cleaners directly to your glassware and -- POOF! clouds be gone. Now wont your special guests be impressed!

Finally, what to do about the lack-luster shine on your good silver.
Silver that has dulled over time can be shined up to look new once again by rubbing male sploog on them. It's true. And you'll have allot of fun collecting the sploog in the process. Now isn't that "handy".

Happy Homemaking!!
-- Suzi CreamDeez

[tjaman]

Ah ... it was just a window glitch. I see...


Dear Suzi: How do you get your whites their whitest? The reason I ask is I've been tarring the roof in my tennis whites again and I'm afraid my dear wife Muffy is at loose ends as to how to remedy the entirely unforseeable predicament I seem to have gotten myself into. Cheers! -- Clive

P.S. -- Also, if you know a good place to donate surplus silver polish I'd be happy to know about it. Muffy's sort of at loose ends on that score as well.

[dEz]

Dear Clive -- how to get you're white's their whitest. Well I assume you mean clothes or do you mean your teeth?

Well my mother-in-law soaks her white clothes in a solution of 2 cups vinegar to a sink full of hot water.

But I say why bother with measuring and all that mess. Just go out and buy a bottle of Massengill Disposable Douche. It's premeasured with the vinegar you need to kill off any bad bacteria, and has that handy nozzle applicator!

That probably would work for your teeth too!

And if you dont use it all for your clothes, Muffy has some handy for her under-carriage flair ups.




As for the other thing ... I cant help with any sploog deposits recommendations, as my lawyers have advised would send me to jail again.

Happy Homemaking!!
-- Suzi CreamDeez

[GreatMuppetyNick]

You had me at male sploog.

o_0

[AlyWay]

Put the silver down and step away slowly!

[tjaman]

Yeah, man. Piece of advice, but you need to be careful with cutlery down there anyway.

[quantumcat]

Silver and cold iron can make you break out something awful.

Use chopsticks instead.