Ding Dong Brian is Gone!!!

[Charisma69]

My son kicked his dumb ass out!

Yeah, my 15-year-old son told a 29-year-old man that he was not welcome in my house. How cool is that?

What's even better is the guy actually listened. Possibly due to the fact that Brad was out my house at the time. He's much, much larger and 99% more manly than poor Brian.

I couldn't believe it when Brian came back to my room to tell Brad and I that my son informed he that he wasn't welcome at my house. We were totally floored.

I said, "Are you sure he wasn't just joking with you?"

Brian said, "No, he told me he was locking me out."

Then he said he was heading off to St. Louis right then and he'd come back for his stuff the next day.

My son is officially the Hero Of Canton ... er ... I mean my house.

Of course there was way too much drama the next day - which was Monday.

Brian and his Mom came to McDonald's in the middle of lunch rush. He just expected Heather to give him the keys to my house so he could get his stuff. He seriously expected to just be able to waltz in my house when nobody was home so he could get his stuff.

When Heather told him he couldn't have the keys right then his Mom started this huge Jerry Springer style stink.

She stared cussing Heather out, she called her a whore and said it was illegal for Heather to be working there since, "It's a proven fact that she has STD's"

What a f**cking bitch!

Heather told her that she couldn't be in there yelling like that and she would have to leave. The woman kept verbally abusing her so I told Reva to call the police to have her escorted out.

Then I told Bonnie to go up front and switch places with Heather so she could be away from the abuse.

Of course that caused another problem since Bonnie went up front and started telling the woman she had to go instead of helping Courtney in drive-thru.

And Heather went to the back instead of coming to help us in grill so then we were short in grill.

Granted she was upset but it was the fricking middle of lunch rush and we needed help.

The police came and banned Brian's Mom from our store as well as my house. Brian was told that he had to call Heather on Thursday - her day off - to make arrangements to come get his things without his Mom.

They finally left and I realized that my son has a bad habit of leaving the back door unlocked since he usually loses his house key. So I had to call my ex-Father-In-Law to see if he could go check to make sure my door was locked. I had a feeling Brian would go to my house anyway - despite the fact that the police told him not to.

And I was so right. When Heather got home he had been in there to get his stuff. He must have got there before my son's Grandpa had a chance to get there.

As far as we know he didn't take anything but he did trash Heather's room.

My son told me that since he was gone I should just drop it and not press any charges. Sometimes my son can be so grown up.

Of course now I not only want to press charges. I want to kick his ass!

I just got my phone bill for last month. The stupid asshole ran up $25.71 in long distance and information calls on my house phone. On a phone that has long distance freakin' blocked!!!

I told him that I didn't have long distance on my phone and I let him use my cell phone to call his Mom. So he knew my house phone wasn't to be used for long distance.

Nor did he ever ask to use my phone to make long distance - or any - calls.

He got around the block by dialing one of those 10 - 10 numbers.

So he ate my food without my permission, dirtied up dishes he never washed, eavesdropped on my conversations, and tried to stir up crap between Heather and I and he was only here for a little over three weeks.

I'd hate to see the kind of damage he could have cause if he'd been here longer.

He's supposed to call Heather tomorrow so he can get his stuff out of storage. He's not getting his stuff till I get my money.

[TheMasterGeek]

Wow...Enzo is the man.

Awesomeness that Brian is out of the house.

[quantumcat]

Congrats on losing the Brainless Brian.

(But no wonder he needed a place to live other than his home.

I don't think he's had a lot of modelling of appropriate behaviour.)

You're very right to demand payment up front.

Let it be known that you are PROMISING (not threatening) to press
charges for the past infringements if y'all have any more trouble.

Check with our house lawyers or the police to find out if you have to
make some kind of report first in a timely manner.

Better to let the cops know he trespassed /vandalised,etc. and cut him some
slack than keep it to yourself and have him and Mommie Dearest think they
got away with something.

I hope you're only out the $25+ dollars and you get that back.

I had a guy run up over $2200 in overages at Verizon,over $500 at a storage
facility,etc.

I think I got all my stuff out before they sold/pitched the contents but he was
supposed to have removed his stuff and closed the contract or take over the
payments without my name.

He left it that I was still solely responsible for the unit.

That was NOT what I told this former employee or the storage facility.

As for Verizon,we had just about all the people we were supposed to be calling
on the Verizon calling plan.

(Supposed to be free.)

The exceptions were area Wal-Marts,etc. that he called about buying toys late at night
and folks buying /selling/trading collectibles on the weekends.

(Also supposed to be free.)

We were counting the $25 a month cost of his portion of the cell phone bill as part of
his wages along with gas allowance,etc.

The rest of us put together didn't use all our allotted minutes.

He swears Verizon billed us too high so he refused to pay anything.

He explained that Verizon's equipment was so shoddy he had to replace his phone 3 times.

Verizon said no unit is made to have as many calls put on it as he made.

He killed the batteries and the phone by 23 hour a day daily usage (!).

I know darn well my store didn't authorize multiple downloads of kids' games,kids'
websites,songs,and exchanges of pics,etc.

His children seem to have used the phone rather freely.

Anyhoo,assume the worst with these folks and you'll be pleasantly surprised when
and if they turn out decent.

Hug that very together son of yours for me.