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Post by Insane Troll Logic on Aug 31, 2006 10:20:44 GMT -5
I saw this on another forum and liked it - so here we are!
Simple rules. The thread starter makes a wish, then the person below grants it in a horrible fashion, then THAT person makes a wish for the next poster to corrupt. And so on.
(Example: A wish for a promotion could be granted by making them head fish-gutter in a fish-gutting factory....)
If this HAS been done before on HtH ot the Fraud, apologies.
OK, to get the ball rolling...
I wish for a new computer.
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Post by tjaman on Aug 31, 2006 10:31:44 GMT -5
* sends ITL one of those room-filling, card-reading monstrosities from the 1970s -- one with a thousand seizure-inducing flashing lights that beeps, squeals and screeches incessantly -- and with a self-contained power source and which doesn't ... appear to have an off-switch *
Hey, it's new to you!
* wishes for a good employee review at his next evaluation *
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Post by quantumcat on Aug 31, 2006 11:57:36 GMT -5
You win a top-end,state-of-the-art computer.
Only when it's booted up,you don't see David Nabbit's logo,a cute penguin or wavy rainbow panels.
Instead,you see the bull-like visage of Moloch and your soul becomes progressively more rancid.
You have the magical power to reshape the world.
One corrupted phial at a time......
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Post by quantumcat on Aug 31, 2006 11:58:36 GMT -5
Oh,I like tj's better!!!
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Post by tjaman on Aug 31, 2006 12:04:45 GMT -5
;D
I like yours too. Very 'versatile. ;D
You could try granting my wish if you like, q:
* wishes for a good employee review at his next evaluation *
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Post by tjaman on Aug 31, 2006 16:59:37 GMT -5
Didn't thinK this one would be such a stumper ...
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Post by GreatMuppetyNick on Aug 31, 2006 21:26:28 GMT -5
*makes TJ's boss, Michael Scott, who gives EVERYONE a good review, but often painfully so*
I wish for all my debts to go away.
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Post by tjaman on Aug 31, 2006 21:32:33 GMT -5
In accordance with the terms of your life sentence, your assets have been frozen.
* wishes Dubya would do something about poverty *
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Post by GreatMuppetyNick on Aug 31, 2006 21:48:41 GMT -5
Dubya implements a Final Solution.
The scary thing? From past records, it doesn't seem that far-fetched.
*wishes for word peace*
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Post by Insane Troll Logic on Aug 31, 2006 22:40:00 GMT -5
Thanks to Nick, it's Evil. Lying. Sack time.
You just knew I was gonna say that, didn't you?
I wish for better TV shows.
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Post by GreatMuppetyNick on Aug 31, 2006 22:49:38 GMT -5
Yes. Yes, I did. ;D
In lieu of the initiative to show better, moral tv shows, all networks will now air 7th Heaven, 24 hours a day. Saturdays and Sundays are reserved for the musical.
*wishes for a threesome with Jewel and Alyson*
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Aug 31, 2006 22:52:49 GMT -5
Yes. Yes, I did. ;D
In lieu of the initiative to show better, moral tv shows, all networks will now air 7th Heaven, 24 hours a day. Saturdays and Sundays are reserved for the musical.
*wishes for a threesome with Jewel and Alyson*
Wish, granted, but instead of you being in a threesome with them, its me. Because you didnt wish for you to be with them,
I wish for horses.
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Post by GreatMuppetyNick on Aug 31, 2006 23:12:42 GMT -5
In the middle of Kev's threesome, changes Jewel and Alyson to horses.
That's what you get for stealing my wish, you bitca!
*wishes for 100 more wishes*
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Post by tjaman on Aug 31, 2006 23:20:19 GMT -5
... aaaaaaaaand -- Nick finds himself suddenly in the alleyway at the end of "Not Fade Away" with an orc's katana lodged in his skull.
Wishes just happened to be horses today, luv.
* wishes to be a published author *
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Aug 31, 2006 23:26:06 GMT -5
Granted, you become the author of trashy romance novels.
Wishes for a better imagination.
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