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Post by TheMasterGeek on Aug 8, 2005 22:36:22 GMT -5
In direct opposition of the Ladies Room, we have the Men's Room. It's kind of dirty, with only 3 stalls and one small urinal for the little ones. And in each stall we have a montage of Eliza Dushku's bikini modeling scene from "The New Guy". Also we have a park bench in the room, as well as one small mirror and three sinks.
*Presses a button and puts in a secret code, and walks into a Skulls and Bones type room, with a big round table.*
And in the secret room, we have three stripper polls, an olympic size swimming pool, and 5 massage tables. And only a few men, men meaning the non-wimmen variety, know the combination to such room.
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Post by Charisma69 on Aug 8, 2005 22:40:21 GMT -5
Well, I know that password. I'm good at the hacking ... and the torturing.
You guys are messy though.
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Aug 8, 2005 22:43:08 GMT -5
Well, I know that password. I'm good at the hacking ... and the torturing.
You guys are messy though.
Well...the enterence has been updated. Now it is a eye scanner, and palm scanner, where only people who are exact matches can get in.;D
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Post by tickie on Aug 8, 2005 22:43:16 GMT -5
This place is a mess!
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Aug 8, 2005 22:44:18 GMT -5
So?
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Post by Charisma69 on Aug 8, 2005 22:46:38 GMT -5
;DWell, I know that password. I'm good at the hacking ... and the torturing.
You guys are messy though.
Well...the enterence has been updated. Now it is a eye scanner, and palm scanner, where only people who are exact matches can get in/
Well then all I have to do is cut out one of your eyes, and cut off one of your hands and I can get in anytime I want.
Or I can just go the Charlies Angels route and get around the security. It's not that hard.
Now if a woman designed your security system, then I might have a problem getting in.
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Aug 8, 2005 22:49:16 GMT -5
;D
Well...the enterence has been updated. Now it is a eye scanner, and palm scanner, where only people who are exact matches can get in/
Well then all I have to do is cut out one of your eyes, and cut off one of your hands and I can get in anytime I want.
Or I can just go the Charlies Angels route and get around the security. It's not that hard.
Now if a woman designed your security system, then I might have a problem getting in.
Well...our security system was co-designed by Willow and Fred. And they, along with the female strippers and Faith are the only wimmen allowed in. ;D
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Aug 8, 2005 22:52:51 GMT -5
I feel something is missing.
*Puts on the No Ma'am t-shirt.*
That's better.
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Post by Charisma69 on Aug 8, 2005 22:52:52 GMT -5
Well then all I have to do is cut out one of your eyes, and cut off one of your hands and I can get in anytime I want.
Or I can just go the Charlies Angels route and get around the security. It's not that hard.
Now if a woman designed your security system, then I might have a problem getting in.
Well...our security system was co-designed by Willow and Fred. And they, along with the female strippers and Faith are the only wimmen allowed in. ;D
Which means I'm allowed in. Did you forget that I was Faith when you first met me?
Besides, Willow and Fred wouldn't design a security system for an exclusive boys club.
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Aug 8, 2005 22:54:44 GMT -5
Well...our security system was co-designed by Willow and Fred. And they, along with the female strippers and Faith are the only wimmen allowed in. ;D
Which means I'm allowed in. Did you forget that I was Faith when you first met me?
Besides, Willow and Fred wouldn't design a security system for an exclusive boys club.
But I didn't tell them that it was for a Boy's Club. I told them...it was for a secret meeting place for people intent to save the world.
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Post by Charisma69 on Aug 8, 2005 22:56:34 GMT -5
Which means I'm allowed in. Did you forget that I was Faith when you first met me?
Besides, Willow and Fred wouldn't design a security system for an exclusive boys club.
But I didn't tell them that it was for a Boy's Club. I told them...it was for a secret meeting place for people intent to save the world.
And you think they were dumb enough to buy that? Come on. This is Willow and Fred.
They gave us all security clearance - and the ability to change your passwords.
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Post by GreatMuppetyNick on Aug 8, 2005 22:57:49 GMT -5
I And only a few men, men meaning the non-wimmen variety, know the combination to such room.
Now I just know I've been insulted.
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Aug 8, 2005 22:58:48 GMT -5
But I didn't tell them that it was for a Boy's Club. I told them...it was for a secret meeting place for people intent to save the world.
And you think they were dumb enough to buy that? Come on. This is Willow and Fred.
They gave us all security clearance - and the ability to change your passwords.
They signed confidentiality agreements, so they aren't allowed to give security clearance unless it is Okay'd by another guy. And we have no passwords.
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Aug 8, 2005 23:00:34 GMT -5
I And only a few men, men meaning the non-wimmen variety, know the combination to such room.
Now I just know I've been insulted.
No you weren't, you were given security clearance by me.
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Post by GreatMuppetyNick on Aug 8, 2005 23:05:07 GMT -5
I was? Cool.
*Deletes the long post ranting about Kev*
I don't know how secure our systems are, though. I've been watching too much Alias.
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