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Post by Disgruntled Gremlin on Aug 10, 2004 18:00:35 GMT -5
Let the madness begin! Simply write a synopsis of what would happen if there was a Buffy or Angel crossover with another show, then give another show to cross at the end of your post.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Married with Children
What if vampires invaded Gary's shoe store and Kelly turned out to be a potential slayer? The gang comes to recruit her against the Ubervamps, while Bud tries to spy on Kennedy and Willow, Al thinks he recognizes Angel from somewhere (if you watched MwC religiously, you'll get it) and Peg puts the moves on Giles.
Next up: Will & Grace
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Post by tjaman on Aug 10, 2004 19:55:14 GMT -5
Fred wins a free trip to New York on Jeopardy! (of course this is a S4 script), and she takes everyone with her. Connor gets loose and Fred and Cordy have to track him down. Lorne meets Jack and Karen, and they go out for a smart cocktail and some serious shopping, in the process getting Lorne a makeover, after which he -- now passing as a black man -- falls in love with both Will and Grace, so the running bet between Angel, Wes and Gunn is once again a draw.
Angel meets Designing Women: Go!
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Post by ReadyToBake on Aug 13, 2004 17:34:03 GMT -5
The Sugarbakers get their own home decorating reality show called ''Trading Crypts''. Their first assignment: The Hyperion. Mary Jo wants to give the fang gang's headquarters an ''Under the Tuscan Sun'' like decor, but Suzanne wants to go the whole ''Anne Rice'' New Orleans Goth route. Angel has to choose which plan is the winning entry.
Surprisingly, he goes for the U.T.T.S look. This infuriates Suzanne, who has been on the Trimspa plan for weeks, but caves due to the rejection, and decides to raid Angel's fridge. All she finds is a pitcher of what she thinks is Bloody Mary's. Oddly, this blood has a severe weight loss effect, much like the gypsy pie from Stephen King's ''Thinner''.
She is initially very pleased with the results, and sends the remaining blood to C.S.I.: Slim-Fast, who analyze and synthesize it into a weight loss capsule. Cordelia is naturally outraged that Angel Investigations isn't getting a cut of the profits. So she reluctantly hires Lilah to sue the Sugarbakers.
This is where the real action comes in as the Bit**ing between Julia and Lilah reaches a fever pitch. The claws come out and clothes are being torn to shreds. Gunn tries to intervene but Anthony b***h slaps him, then Fred gets out one of her physicist tomes and recites an incantation, sending everyone to a hell dimension too horrible to fathom : The View
next up: The View/BtVS
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Post by tjaman on Aug 13, 2004 23:28:40 GMT -5
It's too horrible to completely wrap her mind around.
After hell dimensions, heaven dimensions, and seven years in Sunnydale, Buffy finds herself strapped into the worst situation she's ever faced. It looks like a tastefully decorated living room, but is in actualilty a daytime talk show television soundstage along with Willow and Harmony and Barbara Walters and Star Jones.
The topic: Getting the house ready for your new baby.
All attempts to run are thwarted by Jones, who has inexplicably been vamped by Harmony, and she is forced to discuss the insipid pastel color schemes and rounded edges and this adorable trim -- have you seen this? -- it's adhesive on one side and quilted on the other. You just mount this strip of fabric to any sharp corners and even the most determined child is incapable of hurting itself by falling or bumping its little head.
Willow has long since retreated into herself while Harmony launches into a heated debate with Jones about how there needs to be a broader color selection in these new products, called "BabyBumpers" -- which they're shamelessly marketing -- because regardless of how practical it is you don't want the child's color instincts to be subverted by a clashy color scheme, and Barbara keeps trying to cut in with a comment about how the adhesive backing might actually be toxic, and amid everyone talking at once, Buffy sees her chance, flinging a cup of holy coffee at Star's face, breaking the table and staking Harmony with one of the legs.
Sadly, as is so often the case on the View, everything on the set is fake, so it doesn't work (being plastic wood grain). The fighting begins in earnest, and Buffy reaches for Mr. Pointy and stakes first Harmony and then Jones, screaming "Die you vacuous whore!" She punches Barbara for good measure, grabs Willow and they flee the stage amid wild applause from the prisoners/audience members.
AtS meets Monk. Go!
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Post by Disgruntled Gremlin on Aug 14, 2004 18:11:31 GMT -5
Monk/Angel Season 2 Monk discovers a mutilated body with pieces of black leather left around it, and Kate fingers a mysterious feller named Angel as the prime suspect. As he investigates, his severe leather phobia keeps him from getting too close to the crime scene, exhasporating Kate endlessly. His other leads- a bald black guy whose hoodies frighten him, a chick who looks like Monica Lewinski and a wheelchaired man are no help, just suggesting 'he didn't do it, but shoot him anyway' before slamming the door on him. Ultimately, the officers get in too deep when they find the real culprit- a leather-clad cow demon. Yes, he's afraid of cows too. Angel arrives and goes vamp-faced. Adrien is terrified of his hair gel. Cow demon goes pop, Monk gets covered in guts, while Kate whines about her father. Ultimately, they all wind up at Caritas doing karaoke, a trip that ends up sending Adrien into a coma (Angel chose 'Stairway to Heaven') so he forgets his experiences.
Did I mention how much I love this thread?
The lawyers at Wolfram and Hart meet the stars of The Practice
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Post by tjaman on Aug 15, 2004 12:29:00 GMT -5
It's the effort that's most important -- well, that and the comedy. along those lines ..."Angel" S4 meets "Laverne & Shirley."
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Post by Disgruntled Gremlin on Aug 15, 2004 18:41:39 GMT -5
Oh dear. 'Vampy,' ouch, that's low. (feels pity for Australians who have to put up with these jokes on a daily basis)
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Post by tjaman on Aug 16, 2004 6:35:04 GMT -5
If you don't know what Laverne and Shirley is, someone else who does should write the post, even if we have to wait a couple days. I could do it, but I'm at work, and probabaly will be until Wednesday the way things are going.
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Post by angelusfan3 on Aug 16, 2004 6:38:27 GMT -5
i didnt write about Laverne and Shirley i just ask about them i wrote about the crocodile hunter
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Post by ReadyToBake on Aug 16, 2004 6:42:44 GMT -5
Lavernge & Shirley, a spinoff of Happy Days. She-meel she-mazel.....ring a bell angelusfan? tjaman, I started one but it seemed too similar to my ''Suzanne weight loss blood theme'', you know the whole milk and Pepsi concoction Lavernge was so fond of? So I scrapped it.
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Post by ReadyToBake on Aug 16, 2004 6:44:20 GMT -5
I'm not even sure if I'm spelling Lavernge right
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Post by tjaman on Aug 16, 2004 6:46:09 GMT -5
You could tie it to Squiggy. He seemed like he could be a side character in "Angel."
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Post by ReadyToBake on Aug 16, 2004 6:51:54 GMT -5
Squiggy would definitely have a mad crush on Cordelia, Lenny would get into heated arguments with Lorne about the merits of vintage bowling shirts, and Lavernes father would keep popping in to complain about all of the candles and weird drawings on the floor.
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Post by tjaman on Aug 16, 2004 7:01:56 GMT -5
Sounds like you've done it. So what show is next, RTB?
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Post by ReadyToBake on Aug 16, 2004 7:07:25 GMT -5
My So Called Life/BtVS. I'll keep it recent for the young'uns ;D
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