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Post by tjaman on Nov 1, 2004 16:39:04 GMT -5
A question arose this weekend: How many zombies is too many zombies?
My gut reaction is that it depends on the context in which you encounter the zombies.
For example, if you have, say, half-a-dozen zombies all being very polite and serving everyone drinks? Quite acceptable.
400 zombies all sunning themselves on a beach and playing volleyball? Also acceptable -- even charming.
40 zombies attacking you in a dark basement? Partially your fault for being in the basement.
A half-dozen zombies going berzerk and attacking you? Very unpleasant.
One zombie going berzerk and attacking you? Exciting and potentially comic, especially if it's Z'Kelso.
Waking up with one zombie in bed with you? Very unpleasant -- again, especially if it's Z'Kelso.
Any other thoughts or reactions?
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Post by Insane Troll Logic on Nov 1, 2004 16:49:18 GMT -5
The Coulter fan club.
Definitely.
;D
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Post by Charisma69 on Nov 1, 2004 17:31:25 GMT -5
I'm also going with the Coulter fan club.
Definitely too many zombies then.
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Post by tjaman on Nov 1, 2004 17:57:32 GMT -5
I would put up with 89 Ann Coulter fan zombies, but only if they were to pay more in taxes than me.
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