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Post by tjaman on Dec 7, 2004 14:25:44 GMT -5
OK, zombies, good, good, bar, karaoke machine, swinging door to the 'Tome, stairway to the Basement -- let's hit the lights!
* instantly regrets choice of words *
The MUPPET SHOW by Jim Henson
It's time to play the music It's time to light the lights. It's time to get things started on the Muppet Show tonight.
It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right It's time to face the music on the Muppet Show tonight.
Z'Rolf: Why do they always come here? Z'Janis: I guess we'll never know. Z'Rolf: It's like a kind of torture Zombies: To have to watch the show.
It's time to face the music It's time to hit the lights It's time to get things started Zombies: Don't mind us. Why don't we get things started On the most sensational, inspirational Celebrational, Muppetational This is what we call the Muppet Show!
Z'Kelso: * farts out a note on a trumpet *
Wow, totally from memory (which would explain the goofs)
Well -- it's a start, anyway.
Enjoy! ;D
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Post by Charisma69 on Dec 7, 2004 18:38:10 GMT -5
Great song to start out the new room. ;D
And now for something completely different ...
*or just a reply to something from the other Caritas*
Depends on how you're defining fire.
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Post by Dr. Purple Goddess on Dec 7, 2004 18:50:00 GMT -5
oooh I love the new place ;D
And speaking of the muppet show, what were the names of the two grumpy guys in the balcony? I loved those two....
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Post by Charisma69 on Dec 7, 2004 19:19:26 GMT -5
I know this! ..... but I can't remember!
I suppose I could go look it up, but that would take effort. ;D
Think, think .....
I got nothing.
But Victor Borge was on the November 1, 1979 episode. ;D
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Post by Dr. Purple Goddess on Dec 7, 2004 20:06:10 GMT -5
I know this! ..... but I can't remember!
I suppose I could go look it up, but that would take effort. ;D
Think, think .....
I got nothing.
But Victor Borge was on the November 1, 1979 episode. ;D Yeah I could have looked it up too but I am lazy as well ;D
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Dec 7, 2004 21:39:17 GMT -5
Hey all.
Whats up?
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Post by Dr. Purple Goddess on Dec 7, 2004 22:06:13 GMT -5
Not much c'golfa... I'm working on some things for class. Not to mention researchinbg the possibilities of starting an online Psychotherapy practice. I'm finding lots of positive things about it actually.
So, I think I may have found the perfect way to mix my love of the internet with my career ambitions...woohoo for me.
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Post by Charisma69 on Dec 7, 2004 22:21:36 GMT -5
Pull up a chair everyone and let me regal you with a tale about my alter ego - Clumsy69. ;D
Clumsy69 was working in the grill area this afternoon at the lovely McHell.
It was time to clean the sauce gun holders, see sauce is messy so you have to clean the holders every few hours or they get all gross and stuff.
I'd already cleaned the first one, then I had to help them on the table for a minute because we got really busy.
After the rush I went to get the other sauce gun holder so I could clean it. I thought I had removed all the sauce guns, but apparently I hadn't.
Suddenly, the mayo gun fell on the floor on the other side of the dress table.
It landed right on the handle that pushes the sauce out, which shot mayo straight up in the air.
There was mayo on the ceiling, the grill, the dress table, and even on the back of Kenny's pants. All over the back of his pants as a matter of fact.
Christy, the manager in back, gave me a serious "go to hell" look when the mayo hit the floor. Which only ended up cracking me up. The Store Manager thought it was funny as well.
I was wondering why Christy would be so upset about it, then I had a thought.
"I wonder if the mayo shot up her skirt?"
It wouldn't be the first time Clumsy69 had shot something up Christy's skirt.
Once, a long time ago, I was back by the KP sink filling up a mop bucket.
Christy was in back doing KP (no, not you Kevin). ;D
I knocked the hose down, and it hit the floor right on the sprayer. It started spraying water straight up in the air, right up Christy's skirt.
She was so not happy with me. Which actually made me laugh even harder.
I bet the mayo shot up her skirt, that is so funny.
Clumsy69 strikes again. ;D
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Post by bitterman on Dec 7, 2004 22:36:46 GMT -5
*overwhelmed by the number of possible entrendres, bitterman goes into a petit mal seizure*
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Post by Charisma69 on Dec 7, 2004 22:38:31 GMT -5
Oops, I think we broke him.
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Dec 7, 2004 22:39:35 GMT -5
Does a spit take while reading Bman's response to Cordy's story.
I love that story.
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Dec 7, 2004 22:43:40 GMT -5
I don't think it is safe to wear a skirt around Cordy because well something might go up it.
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Post by Charisma69 on Dec 7, 2004 22:45:38 GMT -5
And that's a bad thing how?
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Post by bitterman on Dec 7, 2004 22:48:23 GMT -5
So then, we can look forward to seeing KCP bumping around Vegas in a skirt and 'Hello Kitty' sweater, I guess?
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Dec 7, 2004 22:48:43 GMT -5
And that's a bad thing how? Um...
...thinking....
....still thinking....
....still thinking
Nothing.
But you deserve a spanking.
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