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Post by Dr. Purple Goddess on Aug 28, 2004 20:57:07 GMT -5
I told you that smell would go away
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Post by bitterman on Aug 28, 2004 20:57:32 GMT -5
"NO," the blonde yelled back,"IT'S A SCARF!"
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Post by Dr. Purple Goddess on Aug 28, 2004 20:59:05 GMT -5
you stick a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool
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Post by Dr. Purple Goddess on Aug 28, 2004 21:00:22 GMT -5
I said DUCK!
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Post by bitterman on Aug 28, 2004 21:00:50 GMT -5
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Post by bitterman on Aug 28, 2004 21:08:54 GMT -5
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal."
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Post by Aunt Arlene on Sept 10, 2004 11:31:58 GMT -5
So Mickey replied "No! I said she was f***ing Goofy!"
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Post by TealBox on Sept 11, 2004 16:13:23 GMT -5
Without the fish it is just pudding.
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Post by Aunt Arlene on Sept 11, 2004 19:26:10 GMT -5
You know, Superman, sometimes you can be a real jerk.
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Post by bitterman on Sept 12, 2004 0:19:11 GMT -5
And the clown says "how do you think I feel? I have to walk back to the car alone!"
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Post by bitterman on Sept 12, 2004 0:29:29 GMT -5
Yellow, snakes don't HAVE armpits!
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Post by bitterman on Sept 12, 2004 0:36:08 GMT -5
St. Peter looks at Jesus, exasperated. "Are you gonna play golf?" he asks "Or are you just gonna f%ck around?"
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Post by bitterman on Sept 12, 2004 0:37:07 GMT -5
"I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
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Post by Aunt Arlene on Sept 12, 2004 10:05:16 GMT -5
The other girls cheated! They used their arms!
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Post by Aunt Arlene on Sept 12, 2004 10:06:45 GMT -5
Oh no! I forgot I was riding the gelding!
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