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Post by bitterman on Sept 12, 2004 10:11:01 GMT -5
The other Irishman says, "You jerk. Now we've got to piss in the boat."
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Post by bitterman on Sept 12, 2004 10:14:31 GMT -5
The snail says ‘What the hell was that all about?"
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Post by TealBox on Sept 12, 2004 11:53:28 GMT -5
So then he says, "God, I love the zoo."
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Post by angelusfan3 on Sept 12, 2004 13:36:09 GMT -5
so ok its a really long punch line:
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone
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Post by Dr. Purple Goddess on Sept 12, 2004 13:39:56 GMT -5
thank the light it was just the punchline but I was always a pushover for the long intro and the short windup.
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Post by bitterman on Sept 12, 2004 13:41:50 GMT -5
"A half-hour of begging!" (since we're talking foreplay)
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Post by Dr. Purple Goddess on Sept 12, 2004 13:45:52 GMT -5
HAH! .............. it's only fun when there's leather involved "no, it doesn't always come back to that"
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Post by ReadyToBake on Sept 12, 2004 14:49:03 GMT -5
so ok its a really long punch line: So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone Is this a punchline or an oral history?
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Post by angelusfan3 on Sept 12, 2004 14:53:30 GMT -5
its the punch line its just a little long
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Post by TealBox on Sept 12, 2004 15:02:23 GMT -5
thank the light it was just the punchline I rather like the rest of that joke considering everyone dies in that part of it.
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Post by Mr Nasty on Sept 13, 2004 1:48:01 GMT -5
Because he thought it was a piece of cake!
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Post by bitterman on Sept 13, 2004 22:28:46 GMT -5
Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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Post by Aunt Arlene on Sept 13, 2004 22:55:24 GMT -5
"It keeps me from licking my lips."
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Post by Aunt Arlene on Sept 14, 2004 9:21:43 GMT -5
"Under my buckin' hat" the kid replied.
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Post by bitterman on Sept 15, 2004 22:22:24 GMT -5
The father replied ""Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
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