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Post by tjaman on Apr 14, 2005 11:26:11 GMT -5
Too, too funny, Auntie * lighter *
That was a "OMWF" reference, EHN.
Yes. An appearance by Jim would be hilarious. But ... did Zombie Gavin actually look better than Jin does?
More of a tossup, imo.
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Post by Aunt Arlene on Apr 14, 2005 17:25:57 GMT -5
Damn. I can't believe I forgot to include Jin/Gavin. Will you ever forgive me? More importantly, would it be gauche to work him in after the fact?
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Post by Aunt Arlene on Apr 14, 2005 17:35:54 GMT -5
Too late. I modified that sucker. I couldn't sleep knowing I'd left him out. Bad form be damned.
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Post by Charisma69 on Apr 14, 2005 18:04:31 GMT -5
Auntie that freakin' rocked!
You are so definitely the Queen of Comedy, I don't care what those idiots at the Members Lounge say.
They wouldn't know good comedy if it bit them in the @ss.
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Apr 14, 2005 22:49:15 GMT -5
It would have been funnier if Angel went after him to torture him.
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Post by GreatMuppetyNick on May 24, 2005 22:15:57 GMT -5
Someone do Angel/Firefly.
*rubs hands*
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Post by Aunt Arlene on Apr 11, 2006 21:51:24 GMT -5
I've been toying with this one for some time. It was a bit difficult to flesh out, but I decided to just throw it out there.
* Late one night in the W&H lab, Fred has called a little meeting to discuss Spike's corporealization. Angel, Spike, Gunn, and Wes are all present. *
Angel: Why am I here again? Fred: Willow told me about a spell that might help Spike. We need as many people who were there when Spike returned, albeit as an apparition... Spike: I'm a ghost, luv. Fred: Right. Anyway, you were all in Angel's office when Spike came back. Wesley: What about Harmony? She was there. Fred: I didn't think the spell would miss her.
* Harmony comes bursting through the lab door. *
Harmony: Wait! Wait! I'm here! Spike: (under his breath) Bloody hell. Harmony: Spike, I want to help you get your body back. Just so I can prove how over you I am. Spike: Whatever. Can we get this show on the road? Fred: OK. Let's see. Wes? Could you read this passage?
* Wes takes the book from Fred, looking at her like a lost puppy. *
Auntie: Say something to her you twit!! (Sorry. My baggage.)
* Wes starts to read the spell as Fred sprinkles some herbs. They all see a bright flash and they are momentarily blinded. As they regain their sight they find themselves in a suburban back yard. A water tower can be seen in the distance. *
Harmony: *squinting at the water tower* Is that thing giving me the finger? Wes: Why is the hand green? Angel: Just where did you send us, Fred?
* It starts to rain. The gang seeks shelter in a nearby house. They go down a set of stairs to a basement. The door is unlocked and they enter.
The basement is a typical one. They see a washer and dryer, a very old and ratty couch and a black and white TV. An episode of The Carol Burnett Show is on. There is also a stereo with a small stack of albums. Spike starts leafing through the stack.
Spike: Kiss, Led Zepplin, Peter Frampton...Bollocks. No Sex Pistols. Fred: Spike? How are you doing that? Touching the albums I mean. Spike: Hey! The spell must have worked! Angel: Great. Where are we though?
* Spike becomes very interested in the TV. He walks over to it and turns it up.
* From the TV * I loved you in Sugar Daddy.
* Angel's head jerks up. His hands fly up to his face. Spike grins mischievously. Angel notices Spike's look and sheepishly puts his hands back down. More dialog comes from the TV. *
Carol Burnett: Why thank you, but ... I wasn't in 'Sugar Daddy.' Angel: Yeah, but, while I was watching it I ... really loved you.
* The rest of the gang stares incredulously at the TV. Then at Angel. *
Gunn: Dude. Nice muttonchops. Spike: I knew that was you. Dru owes me a pound. Fred: Where exactly are we? Angel: Not where, but when. I think we've gone back in time a few decades. Spike: Are we in time to watch to save that puppy? Angel: Shut up, Spike.
* Spike grins and sits on the couch. He notices a plate of brownies on the coffee table. He picks one up and takes a bite. *
Fred: Spike! Wait! I think those are special brownies. Spike: Brilliant!
* Fred grins and takes a brownie. The camera pans to each of them as they take a brownie. *
Spike: (to Angel) There's something I've always wanted to ask you. Why Angelus?
* Angel starts to giggle. He stops abruptly and looks at Spike. *
Angel: What?
* Spike meanwhile is very interested in his hands. *
Spike: My hands are HUGE!
* They all jump as they hear a door open upstairs. They look up as they hear heavy footsteps on the stairs. *
Fred: Uh oh. Busted! (starts to giggle again)
* a group of teenagers stare at Cynthia. They seem curious as well as a little pissed. *
Eric: Dude! You ate our brownies! Gunn: Got any Cheetos? Kelso: No, but Fez has some Fritos.
* Fez hugs his bag of Fritos protectively. He walks to the door and starts to leave. *
Fez: Before you get any Ideas I bid you good day. Gunn: (eying the bag of chips) But Fez! Fez: I said good day!
* Fez storms out, but Harmony notices Kelso hiding something behind his back. *
Harmony: Hey! He's got some Pringles!
* Harmony lunges for the chips and a slap fight ensues. Harmony emerges with the can of chips after...*
Kelso: OW! My Eye! Spike: Nice moves, Harm. Hyde: Dude. You got beat up by a girl.
* They all turn as the basement door opens. A beautiful woman enters the basement. *
Wesley: Boo boo kitty f***?
* Everyone stares at Wes. *
Wes: Uh, sorry. Never mind. Too many DVDs. Kelso: This is my girlfriend, Brooke. Spike: Yeah, right. Whatever. This has been fun, but I'd like to get back home. Angel: Let's go back outside to where we arrived.
*They all go into the back yard. They can see people walking on the sidewalk. *
Fred: I think those brownies are still getting to me. I think I just saw Willow. Angel: That's funny. I could have sworn I just saw Faith. Wesley: (stares a little bit harder at someone) Wait. Oz? Gunn: This place is too freaky. Let's get out of here.
* Wes reads the same passage and Fred sprinkles more herbs. They see another flash of light and again are blinded. They open their eyes and see a man wearing white shoes and a white belt. He seems to be hitting on a rather buxom, blonde receptionist and failing miserably. *
Receptionist: (looking up at Cynthia) Welcome to WKRP radio. Can I help you?
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Post by Charisma69 on Apr 11, 2006 22:00:24 GMT -5
That was absolutely brilliant Auntie! First rate fun!
Freakin' hilarious too.
You so totally rock!
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Apr 11, 2006 22:18:05 GMT -5
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Post by GreatMuppetyNick on Apr 11, 2006 22:54:44 GMT -5
::exalt::
It has been too long, Auntie. ;D
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Post by tjaman on Apr 11, 2006 22:59:47 GMT -5
* exalts the bejabbers outta Auntie *
That was so beautiful. I love that they showed up in time to see Angel on television -- I really do.
Fabulous crossover. * mad applause *
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Apr 11, 2006 23:09:47 GMT -5
Auntie, I expect a Grey's Anatomy/Angel crossover in this forum one month from today.
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Post by Aunt Arlene on Apr 12, 2006 17:54:10 GMT -5
I'll do my best.
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Post by tjaman on Apr 25, 2006 1:25:06 GMT -5
Meredith: (voiceover) There are times when you honestly feel you've lost all control of your own reality.
Preston: (staring at the board) Stupid clean board. Chief: I've only got one today. Testicular cancer in Room 305. Preston: Board's too clean. Too much time for people to ... forget themselves. Get into trouble.
Meredith: (voiceover) Like you've been caught up in someone else's reality entirely.
Spike: Sodding rain. Angel: I always did like your poetry. When you planning to do any again? Spike: I've bloody well told you, haven't I? Lost my muse. Angel: Is that what we're doing here? Spike: This is where Greenjeans told me to go. And (looking around) maybe get this scar looked at. You can only go 100 years before it really isn't in style anymore. Wesley: Why do I honestly get the impression you two are nothing more than some horrifying Bing Croby and Bob Hope road show? Angel: I told Bob to stay out of the sun.
Meredith: (voiceover) You can lose complete control. All of your power, what makes you ... you ... just ... vanishes.
Spike: Never mind that. (spies Meredith) She's the one. Wesley: Oh, I say ... Angel: She would't subcontract as my muse ever, y'think?
Meredith: (voiceover) And you lose yourself in the process.
Christina: (in the lockerroom) Meredith is acting so strange. Izzy: Never mind that. Just pass me that kiwi. Alex: You are never going to convince the Nazi that that is her child. Izzy: I can't believe you lost him! Christina: Right. I turn my back for two episodes and it's my fault he climbed out of the crib.
George: (as Meredith walks past him and remains totally oblivious) Hi Meredith. Say... Spike: (stepping in) I'm Spike. You are ... lovely. Meredith: (instantly smitten) Dr. ... Spike: Dr. Lovely, of course. And these are ... no one. Fancy a shag? Meredith: (giggles) George: (slumps away) Angel: He's looking to get some work done. Wesley: I could stand a procedure or two. Meredith: You must be my 3 o'clock. Spike: (as the Sheppards walk up) I can be your 3 o'clock, your 3:06, your 3:15, and your 3:43 as well if you're up for it. McDreamy: What's going on? Meredith: I think ... I'm gonna run the full battery on this one. Addison: Is that what the kids are calling it these days. Hello Captain Forehead. Spike: I need someone to look at this scar. I got it ... in a fight. Addison: We have someone here who can stitch that up in no time.
Christina: George! (as the fake child-shaped conglomeration slips out of her grasp) Catch! George: (Catches the figure, which looks not unlike whatever that guy gave birth to) Sorry, I really don't have time. I've gotta meet Callie downst ... at her place. Izzy: Nice hands. George: (not even noticing anymore) Thanks. (slumps out)
Wesley: So he sutured his own face together without anestheia? Why? Addison: To be even hotter. Meredith: He doesn't have to do it often. McDre ... Dr. Sheppard doesn't hit him that often. Spike: (going all "Yoko Factor") Oh, I see. So she was married to you but sleeping with him while she was sleeping with him? Meredith: No one's sleeping with anybody. Where'd my ball of yarn go? Spike: Lost your balls, have you? Angel: Like that patient in Room 305? Wesley: You people really do carry meatphors all the way through, don't you?
Chief: (in surgery, lops Patient 305's bawls off)
Dr. Bailey: Preston wasn't looking for me. Now where's my child? Christina: (hiding the not-child behind her back) Oh, I must've misheard him. Izzy: He had a slight fever, so Addison took him to pediatrics. Baliey: (stares at her, then leaves) Izzy: That was close. Bailey: (returns) And that better not be a fruitbasket you've dressed up as my child behind your back, Yang. (leaves) Christina: Of course not. (bites into a kiwi that was pretending to be a hand) Izzy: I'll get another from the cafeteria (leaves) Christina: I'll come with you.
(They meet with Meredith, the Sheppards and CYNTHIA! on the landing)
(Heart's "Crazy on You" starts)
Preston: (playing jazz clarinet on the roof) I hate a clean board.
Spike: (to Meredith, who is crying, on the downstroke, in the pharmacy) All I'm saying, pet, is you've had some bad luck. Try to get into this, Mystical or not, you're staking the bloody mood.
George: (walks in, leaves)
Wesley: (to Izzy, on the downstroke, in the on-call lounge) You convinced me it was a child. Izzy: Yeah? Yeah? YESSSS?! Angel: (with Christina in flagrante) Oh G-d yes. Christina: Yes, but I've got to convince Bailey. And repaint Burke's apartment. Angel: You're not even a little into this, are you? Christina: Meh, you're just a guest star. Angel: (thinks about it) I can live with that.
George: (walks in, leaves)
(George walks through the OR gallery, where Olivia is watching the Sheppards with a tub of popcorn)
Olivia: (after he leaves, sighs) I'll never be a regular (continues munching)
(George walks in on Callie in bed with Alex).
Callie: George! George: This just could not get any more "Kingdom Hospital" Alex: See? She's just a woman. Get over it. Callie: Oh, George ...
(George blinks back the brokenness, walks back to the OR to take Olivia in a manly fashion)
Meredith: (voiceover) We lose our way.
(camera pans over George and Olivia doin' it)
Meredith: (voiceover) We lose our minds.
(camera pans over Ellis and the Chief doin' it)
Meredith: (voiceover) We lose our souls.
(camera pans over Spike smoking a cigarette and Meredith knitting furiously and Angel holding Izzy and Wesley holding Christina)
Meredith: (voiceover) We lose those dearest to us.
Bailey: No one's better be trying to convince me that this thing needs a diaper change.
Meredith: (voiceover) But when we lose a piece of ourselves, the most important part of recovering it ...
(Preston spies an infant child crawling along the ledge on the rooftop)
Meredith (voiceover) ... is to know where to look.
Bailey (accepting child, all smiles) Preston: I do hate a clean board.
Spike: Wanna go again? Ellis: Sure, big boy. Meredith: Mother! Spike: Sorry, pet, but this one just seems way more into it than you were.
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Post by Aunt Arlene on Apr 25, 2006 7:13:27 GMT -5
Nice, tj. More importantly for me, it's nothing like the one I'm working on. ;D
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