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Post by Charisma69 on Mar 22, 2006 19:38:20 GMT -5
Hi q and spk1903!
[sheepish] ... and Kev and dez and Cordy and ITL and everyone else who was around ... [/sheepish]
Yeah, I see how it is. I'm just not exciting enough for you anymore. You hardly even notice I'm around.
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Post by Insane Troll Logic on Mar 22, 2006 19:41:49 GMT -5
(pets the lamb and wonders if he's gonna have those big,curly horns...) Is it wrong that the use of the words "pets" and "horn" converted all of that into unnecessary naughtiness in my very strange mind?
...OK, shutting up, now....
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Post by GreatMuppetyNick on Mar 22, 2006 20:41:13 GMT -5
There's nothing wrong with horny pets from where I'm standing.
Or sitting, actually.
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Post by GreatMuppetyNick on Mar 22, 2006 20:53:52 GMT -5
Oh, and dez, I like your site.
You've done pretty well for yourself.
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Post by tjaman on Mar 22, 2006 21:07:47 GMT -5
Mmmm .... horny petting ...
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Mar 22, 2006 23:24:15 GMT -5
Evening, folks.
How has your day been, Nick?
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Mar 22, 2006 23:53:44 GMT -5
Time for a song, my peeps. I changed some of the words to fit me.
You've got your mother and your brother Every other, undercover, telling you what to say You think I'm stupid But the truth is, that it's Cupid, baby Loving you has made me this way
So before you point your finger Get your hands off of my trigger, oh yeah You need to know this situations getting old And now the more you talk, the less I can take
I'm looking for attention, Not another question Should you stay or should you go Well, if you don't have the answer Why you still standing here Hey, hey, hey, hey Just walk away (just walk away, just walk away)
I waited here for you like a kid waiting after school So tell me, how come you never showed I gave you everything and never asked for anything And look at me, I'm all alone So before you start defending, baby Stop all your pretending
I know you know I know So what's the point in being slow Let's get this show on the road today, hey
I'm looking for attention Not another question Should you stay or should you go Well, if you don't have the answer Why you still standing here Hey, hey, hey, hey Just walk away (just walk away, just walk away)
I want a love, I want a fire To feel the burn, my desires I want a woman by my side Not a girl who runs and hides Are you gonna fight for me Die for me Live and breathe for me Do you care for me Cause if you don't then just leave
I'm looking for attention I don't know the question Should you stay or should you go Well, if you don't have the answer Why you still standing here Hey, hey, hey, hey Just walk away
If you don't have the answer Just walk away Just leave Walk away, walk away
I just love Kelly Clarkson.
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Post by tjaman on Mar 23, 2006 0:29:55 GMT -5
Can't go too long without this one. Spin it, ZJ!
* with apologies to ITL, who loathes this group *
- gives ITL a shiny thing * to distract him during the singing -
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ISTANBUL by The Might Be Giants
Istanbul was Constantinople Now it’s istanbul, not Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Now it’s Turkish delight on a moonlit night
Every gal in Constantinople Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople So if you’ve a date in Constantinople She’ll be waiting in Istanbul
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam Why they changed it I can’t say People just liked it better that way
So take me back to Constantinople No, you can’t go back to Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Why did Constantinople get the works? That’s nobody’s business but the Turks'
Istanbul (Istanbul) Istanbul (Istanbul)
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam Why they changed it I can’t say People just liked it better that way
Istanbul was Constantinople Now it’s istanbul, not Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Why did Constantinople get the works? That’s nobody’s business but the Turks'
So take me back to Constantinople No, you can’t go back to Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Why did Constantinople get the works? That’s nobody’s business but the Turks'
Istanbul!
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Sahnk you.
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Post by TheMasterGeek on Mar 23, 2006 0:39:07 GMT -5
*lighter*
On that note, I bid you all a goodnight. See ya later in the AM.
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Post by dEz on Mar 23, 2006 3:32:54 GMT -5
(pets the lamb and wonders if he's gonna have those big,curly horns...) Is it wrong that the use of the words "pets" and "horn" converted all of that into unnecessary naughtiness in my very strange mind?
...OK, shutting up, now....
* Bravo ITL & Q * That was more fun than my coffee is this morning - I'm on extra bright and early for my wretching day -- oh I meant wonderful day. Ya, that's what I meant. . * Lighter for the tunes * Cant say I've heard Tj's before, but ya sing soooo -- soooo ... ... well you sing. HA! Exalt? Why yes, don't mind if I get a little of that -- oohhh 75!
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Post by dEz on Mar 23, 2006 4:27:20 GMT -5
* Thinking ... again *
" oohh 75! " -- That reminds me of the Friends episode when Monica is teaching Chandler about all the various love zones of the body. And she's got them all numbered off and diagrammed. -- hold on ...
* Dashes off to track it down *
Monica: All right, I'm gonna show you something a lot of guys don't know. Rach, give me that pad, please? All right. Now... Chandler: Wait, you don't have to draw an actual wo.... Whoa! She's hot! Monica: Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. You got one, two, three, four, five, six, and seven! Chandler: There are seven? Chandler: That's one? (points) Monica: Kind of an important one! Chandler: Oh, y'know... y'know what? I was looking at it upside down. Rachel: Well, y'know, sometimes that helps. Monica: All right. You could, uh, start out with a little ... 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, a 3, a 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7... 7... 7... 7 7 7 7 7 7...
seven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Holds up seven fingers in an erotic, and satisfied moment *
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Post by dEz on Mar 23, 2006 5:29:01 GMT -5
There are a few photo editing software tools you can get for ... Really, if your going to get anything it's an absolute must to get Adobe Photoshop for photo manipulation. But be prepared it's not a quick learn. You got to walk through the tutorials a whole lotta, lotta. But if your comfy in Quark, you can apply what you've learned and so -- might be a cake walk for ya. But it's powerful. So what are you using at the paper? Quark? I used it back in the 90s in the print industry for a short time before I changed titles. Doesn't that have some pretty beefy photo editing capabilities? Just wondering if you could get a copy of that from work. I looked all over this morning and I had an older copy of Photoshop Elements, was sent free to the company as a promo. This was awhile ago -- soooo -- I'm not really finding it right now, if I even saved it -- cuz I'm not one to keep stuff. But it was an unregistered, (meaning we didn't register as using it, so it's up for anyone) and lesser enhanced version of Photoshop as offered by Adobe. Shipped to the company with their hope we would upgrade it to pro. * Which we already have * So I never even opened it. I might be able to see what I can do regardless. All these venders are all over us. We receive some really fun stuff just in the effort to swing our business over. * contriving for free stuff *
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Post by dEz on Mar 23, 2006 5:50:17 GMT -5
Exalt ! ITL --
For adding "Inspired" to the drop down choices! Whoo, whoo!
[ Am I the only one that changes them frequently to reflect my demeanor? ]
* evil idea *
You should install an Exalt hit for the naughty. Every time someone makes a naughty post, they get a hit. HA!
* okay back to, ... what was it I do again *
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Post by Insane Troll Logic on Mar 23, 2006 6:04:12 GMT -5
Thanks for the exalt!
* returns the compliment*
Actually, I did enquire about a secondary karma-like exalting system - but there aren't any codes for such a thing. So my jury-rigged naughty-o-meter is as close as we can get! lol
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Post by dEz on Mar 23, 2006 6:11:57 GMT -5
Its tight!
So are you a Programmer by profession?
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